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Obsidian Forums Virtual Dating Service

thepixiesrock
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shouldn't we be listing genders too?

This is just to get sort of acquainted.

 

I don't want a date.

They why aren't you wearing any pants?

 

I don't think it would be hygienic to wear pants when you're covered in that much molasses.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

shouldn't we be listing genders too?

 

What would be the fun in that?

This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

I used to be indecisive ... but now I'm not so sure.

ba-dam tish!

 

Microtext is bloody annoying. Please immediately give yourself a warning and do not repeat the offense. Also, do not attempt to tell any kind of joke in public ever again. Your idea of humour is severely out of sync with the rest of the humanity.

Wow, tough crowd. Who died and made you Jay Mohr, buddy?

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

Microtext is bloody annoying. Please immediately give yourself a warning and do not repeat the offense. Also, do not attempt to tell any kind of joke in public ever again. Your idea of humour is severely out of sync with the rest of the humanity.

 

Who is this guy?

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Wow, tough crowd. Who died and made you Jay Mohr, buddy?

 

I am fairly certain that changing the name of another person without their consent, or indeed knowledge, is not legally possible, so I believe the only one able to do what you suggest has been done would be myself. However, since your question seems to imply that it would be necessary for someone to die to be able to change anyone's name into that, it follows logically that I possibly could not have done it and still be replying to your post. As such, the answer to your question is 'nobody'. Does this satisfy you?

 

Who is this guy?

 

I am no one important. This is the best answer you will get to your question.

Edited by Balthamael

Points scored with forum : -6

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

Oh come on peoples. I love Balthy and want to have his babies. :(

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Derailment detector ... is well detecting ... have we run the dating course to the AotS?

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

Oh come on peoples. I love Balthy and want to have his babies.  :nuke:

Threesome! Totally! :)

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

No, but pixies seem to be living in fear of the mods and hence not posting matches, which is really killin the thread

The mods shouldn't interfere with any matchups what so ever.

Current 3DMark

Especially if the matchups involve them.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

I just want my own pet finn. Is that too much to ask?! :nuke:

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

Microtext is bloody annoying. Please immediately give yourself a warning and do not repeat the offense. Also, do not attempt to tell any kind of joke in public ever again. Your idea of humour is severely out of sync with the rest of the humanity.

 

Who is this guy?

 

Hes a long time poster from several boards and a decent guy to boot. Beware his bad side as he can verbally rip you up one side and down the other, lol.

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So basically he's just a jerk?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

^I concede to being a jerk, but take exception to your use of word 'just'. Jerks are people too, damnit!

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But not fantastic people.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

^That's no reason to go disrespecting them, few of us are all that fantastic. Your prejudices are clearly showing, almost as if you were a jerk yourself. Welcome to the club!

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I've been called a jerk on many occasions. I don't understand why you think it's disrespectinh you when I call you a jerk. Be proud you jerk.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

^You are misunderstanding. I didn't take offense on my own behalf, I have been called much worse things than a jerk, and probably deservedly so. I took offense on behalf of all jerks everywhere from your use of phrase 'just a jerk', thus implying that jerks are somehow less worthy than other people. That is disrespectful, damnit!

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Well, then you assume that being a person is above "just" being something else.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

burninated, oldskool

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

burninated, oldskool

OLDSKOOL WHEEL MAN?!?!

 

I make up excuses to talk about that man.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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