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Obsidian Forums Virtual Dating Service

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So you mean this thread won't get me a girlfriend? No! :o

Hey, if popular youtubers can meet their match through their v-blogs, who knows! Think positive! :wacko:" :unsure:

 

I met my girlfriend over Yafro. Been together for over 2 years now. Its mostly just amateur porn now, and the servers are so overloaded that half the pictures posted don't work, but when I first found it it was a cool site.

Edited by Oerwinde

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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... Yafro ... Its mostly just amateur porn now,

Oh noes! Oerwinde is a spambot!!!!!!!!111111!

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

Of course, to be a proper dating initiative, there needs to be two more questions: gender and preference. :p

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Since I am a god I'm sexless, and I prefer witty and topical Internet personae. Preferably named Lou Gutman.

 

Now match me up.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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I'm not allowed to. Last time I matched someone up, the thread got pruned, and my post was deleted.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I might also add that a bit of reluctance and a record of being in conflict with the authorities regarding former dating threads also turns me on. P.I. experience is a definite plus.

 

Are you sure you can't find me someone? PM me the match-up?

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

I'm not allowed to.  Last time I matched someone up, the thread got pruned, and my post was deleted.

 

Was it the last dating thread, or this one?

Edited by metadigital

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This thread here, after Eru's post.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Just friggin' match me up with you already! :angry:

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

wait, if people literally ask you too, you can't?

 

That's crap. Did a mod specifically tell you not to?

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No, but my post was deleted.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Thread Pruned: Let's walk REAL lightly and respectfully with this one, shall we ... ?

 

/rhetorical question

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

1. What is your age?

--14

2. What is your favorite color?

--Blue

3. List some interests.

--Hockey

4. What kind of music do you like?

--Anything that's not the music from Jurrasic Park...Pixie.

5. What genre of movies do you like?

--Anything with more then 1 explosion in it.

6. What genre of video games do you like?

--Anything with more then 1 explosion in it.

7. What quality do you most admire in a person?

--Happiness

8. What quality do you least admire in a person?

--Sadness

9. Do you think of yourself as a negative or posative person?

--Depends who I'm talking to.

Of course, to be a proper dating initiative, there needs to be two more questions: gender and preference. ;)

 

This is just to get sort of acquainted.

 

I don't want a date.

 

I am one of the seven happily married people in the world. :p

 

Besides I am very old and very ugly. :p

 

Also it's hard to imagine anyone loving me - although my wife claims she does. :D

 

Go figure. :ninja:

 

(w00t)

As dark is the absence of light, so evil is the absence of good.

If you would destroy evil, do good.

 

Evil cannot be perfected. Thank God.

I remember this.

 

1. What is your age?

--Whatever you want it to be :(

2. What is your favorite color?

--Green

3. List some interests.

--Books, teh Internets

4. What kind of music do you like?

--Ska!

5. What genre of movies do you like?

--Mockumentary.

6. What genre of video games do you like?

--RPG.

7. What quality do you most admire in a person?

--I'm immensley turned on by sarcasm.

8. What quality do you least admire in a person?

--I dont like the fiercly religous peoples

9. Do you think of yourself as a negative or posative person?

--Mostly positive, in a jaded way

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

This is just to get sort of acquainted.

 

I don't want a date.

They why aren't you wearing any pants?

This is just to get sort of acquainted.

 

I don't want a date.

They why aren't you wearing any pants?

 

Yikes! :">

As dark is the absence of light, so evil is the absence of good.

If you would destroy evil, do good.

 

Evil cannot be perfected. Thank God.

1. What is your age?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. List some interests.

4. What kind of music do you like?

5. What genre of movies do you like?

6. What genre of video games do you like?

7. What quality do you most admire in a person?

8. What quality do you least admire in a person?

9. Do you think of yourself as a negative or posative person?

1. 22. Or was it 23? Can't quite remember...

2. Depends. I don't have a favorite color.

3. Fulfilling my physiological needs. Yeah, you know you want to fulfill your physiological needs with me, baby.

4. I'll listen to anything but hip-hop.

5. Anything not overly pretentious or any of that pseudo-intellectual crap that seems to be so trendy these days.

6. Video what?

7. Personal magnetism.

8. Lack of willpower.

9. "An optimist is a misinformed pessimist." That being said, I'm probably just histrionically cynical.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

1. What is your age?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. List some interests.

4. What kind of music do you like?

5. What genre of movies do you like?

6. What genre of video games do you like?

7. What quality do you most admire in a person?

8. What quality do you least admire in a person?

9. Do you think of yourself as a negative or posative person?

 

Like Metadigital said there are 2 missing Questions so this wont work.

 

 

1. Since I turned 23 on the 20th of the 3rd 2003 I shouldn't have trouble remembering.

 

2. Glowing blue. Deep red like blood but I'm not morbid.

 

3. The violin and music written for it. The viola d'amore ,architecture ,history ,Rugby League ,slashfic ,debating theology and politics ,tattoos and body piercing...and other things not spoken of in polite conversation. ;)

 

4. Music from 12th century - circa 1840 ,except the mindless acrobatics of Paganini and others of that school ,and Handel. I'm a Vivaldi tragic. Also more modern music if it has depth like Buffy Saint Marie. I hate Rap.

 

5.Not interested in genres though Scifi ,dark humored comedy ,and films with an interesting story I like. Those that take themselves to seriously I don't.

 

6. Rpg and FpsRpg like DeusEx.

 

7. A perverse sense of humor ,and argumentative.

 

8. Clock eyed optimism ,indifference ,and cruelty.

 

9. Cynical realist ,within reason or if I'm in the mood without. Not negative ,I think optimism is a chemical imbalance.

Edited by Purgatorio

S.A.S.I.S.P.G.M.D.G.S.M.B.

1. What is your age?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. List some interests.

4. What kind of music do you like?

5. What genre of movies do you like?

6. What genre of video games do you like?

7. What quality do you most admire in a person?

8. What quality do you least admire in a person?

9. Do you think of yourself as a negative or posative person?

 

hmm... let's see...

 

1. I'm 19

2. Blood red

3. I like filming, playing guitar, writing, and just generally having fun with mates

4. Nothing too specific really. Rock, Industrial, Metal, Alternative, Funk, and a bit of Classical

5. Comedies. Not mindless drivell though. I prefer witty humour to your generic sex/toilet humour

6. RPG's mostly. A few RTS's and FPS's as well

7. Trust and honesty

8. Deceipt

9. Negative. I'm too much of a cynical prick

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

1. What is your age?

23

 

2. What is your favorite color?

Octarine (a fluorescent greenish-yellow purple)

 

3. List some interests.

Terry Pratchett, books, movies, the internet, drinking a beer with my friends,

 

4. What kind of music do you like?

From Bach to ghey 80ies music...

 

5. What genre of movies do you like?

Cheesy comedies, slick-looking Sci-Fi, thrilling thrillers, action-packed actionmovies, dramatic drama's, you get the point...

 

6. What genre of video games do you like?

RTS, (MMO)RPG, and a weak spot for Heroes of Might and Magic

 

7. What quality do you most admire in a person?

Respect and helpfulness

 

8. What quality do you least admire in a person?

Selfishness

 

9. Do you think of yourself as a negative or posative person?

Absolutely positive, I'm a very optimistic (sometimes even a tad too naive) person

1. What is your age?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. List some interests.

4. What kind of music do you like?

5. What genre of movies do you like?

6. What genre of video games do you like?

7. What quality do you most admire in a person?

8. What quality do you least admire in a person?

9. Do you think of yourself as a negative or posative person?

 

1. 24 is a good age to be. That has been my age for a couple of years, now.

 

2. Grey.

 

3. 2,4%; 5,8%, 7,0%; 10,8%....

Am I supposed to take this seriously? Very well then. The standard interests: reading, writing, gaming, football(the real kind), science, stuff.

 

4. I have all kinds of music on my playlist. Not hip-hop, though.

 

5. Again, a negative answer is more informative. I don't like comedies. They just bore me.

 

6. RPG, adventure, turn-based strategy.

 

7. Flexibility of thought, ability to quickly cope with shifted paradigms, ability to improvise as needed.

 

8. Indecisiveness.

 

9. I refuse to accept any standard but my own. Thus I am by definition a positive person.

Edited by Balthamael

I used to be indecisive ... but now I'm not so sure.

ba-dam tish!

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