Judge Hades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I am an over weight American so if you are making fun of over weight Americans you are making fun of me. Kind of goes in the territory, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 True. Besides, lord knows we don't need to make fun of you. I mean, that factual article does a pretty good job of doing it without us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Damn straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 So Hades is a total fatty? Nobody likes a fatty Hades, nobody. I hear bulimia is an attractive weight loss option that's totally hip with the youngsters these days. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I am using Lipo6 and augmenting my diet with a vitamin supplement. If it wasn't for the recent headaches all would be good so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Don't overdo it. Going from fat to skinny too fast makes you literally SKINNY, as in, you have a crapload of loose skin hanging everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 what abotu excersise? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 You know, Hades, instead of living on in a world where no one loves you, where no one cares if you live, die or bloat like a fat pig on Christmas and go pop on New Year's, you could kill yourself and donate the corpse to some poor Liberian kids via UNICEF, give 'em one last feast, Hades, be a good sport, they're dying in Africa while you eat away their world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Don't overdo it. Going from fat to skinny too fast makes you literally SKINNY, as in, you have a crapload of loose skin hanging everywhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This happened to me, it's true. Got bloated up when I was on antidepressants and they effed with my metabolism. Got off them and I dropped about a hundred pounds in <6 months when my metabolism reverted back to that of a small rodent. Sucks to be my midsection. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 The main problem is that I have a very very slow metabolism. It goes at a snail's pace. I would love to have a faster, more energetic metabolism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I sit around all day eating ice cream and I continue to lose weight. Go latent mutant abilities! RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 In the words of Pixie Stick, "You Jerkface!" Grrrr... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I can eat all sorts of crap as well, doesn't show (so far at least). DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I could eat all sorts of crap. Until now. But fruits are good for you. So is cycling. Meh, depression and drugs are for puny humans. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 In the words of Pixie Stick, "You Jerkface!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I stole it from Llyranor. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 (edited) I sit around all day eating ice cream and I continue to lose weight. Go latent mutant abilities! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I sit around drinking coke all day and eating sugar loaded snacks and I haven't gain a pound beyond my yearly fluctuation in nearly 4 years now. I gain ten pounds over the winter but then it all disappears in the summer. Edited July 28, 2006 by Deraldin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I sit around drinking coke all day and eating sugar loaded snacks and I haven't gain a pound beyond my yearly fluctuation in nearly 4 years now. I gain ten pounds over the winter but then it all disappears in the summer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Go Go Diabetes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 As for the topic of this thread: As long as Superman can tell me if Oprah ate my dog, Americans can get as fat as they want. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Go Go Diabetes! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't remind me. : ( Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I sit around drinking coke all day and eating sugar loaded snacks and I haven't gain a pound beyond my yearly fluctuation in nearly 4 years now. I gain ten pounds over the winter but then it all disappears in the summer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Go Go Diabetes! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 2.5 hours and I still can't think of a snappy comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Hey! I have diabetes and it's no laughing matter! http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Absolutely isn't. People with diabetes whine too much to be funny. Ask Dr. McNinja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 FATTY McFATNESS FTW! DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Jay Pinkerton. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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