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Calamity Sends Hasselhoff To Surgery - World Weeps

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The Hoff has many, ah, awesome videos.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

This thread has started to reach whole new levels of awesomness.

:(

 

I feel ill suddenly.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

just going through youtube and finding wierd hasselhoff stuff is fun...

 

like this, this,

, and some fun comedy here

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Heh...that one on Who's Line is it anyway I liked quite a bit. I loved that show - both versions.

 

Edit: It's not flattering or silly funny but I liked this one from Jekyll & Hyde. It's what I meant by 'willing to try anything.' But he should probably stick to his fluffy pop songs. :lol:

Edited by LadyCrimson

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

LOL, like someone commented on the site: Hasselhoff/Norris '08 :> :x

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

just going through youtube and finding wierd hasselhoff stuff is fun...

 

like this, this,

, and some fun comedy here

The entire youtube site is blocked for me. :x The Great Satan's attempt to corrupt Saudi youth with Hoff videos has been foiled!

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

A little birdie told me the Hoff will be releasing a hip-hop album in the near future. Ice-T, of Body Count fame (or infamy), is producing it.

 

It's time for the Hoff to ruin all posers who try to step to his flow!

 

Edit: Here's the story.

Edited by Darth Drabek

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

the Hoff will be releasing a hip-hop album in the near future.

"Nooooooooo-oooooooooo!"

 

Well...I guess that falls under the willing to try anything mantle, as well.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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...But The Hoffmeister is going to try!

This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

A little birdie told me the Hoff will be releasing a hip-hop album in the near future. Ice-T, of Body Count fame (or infamy), is producing it.

 

It's time for the Hoff to ruin all posers who try to step to his flow!

 

Edit: Here's the story.

My day just got better :)

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The entire youtube site is blocked for me. :(  The Great Satan's attempt to corrupt Saudi youth with Hoff videos has been foiled!

Can't have that...everyone must be corrupted!

Tho admittedly, it loses about 95% of it's corruption value when reduced to stills... ;) They're all from his Hooked on a Feeling video.

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Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

My Dad can play Secret Agent Man.

 

I should contact the Hoff and they can tour together!

 

 

Hooked on a feeling is better though! ;)

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A little birdie told me the Hoff will be releasing a hip-hop album in the near future. Ice-T, of Body Count fame (or infamy), is producing it.

 

It's time for the Hoff to ruin all posers who try to step to his flow!

 

Edit: Here's the story.

Why god....why?? ;)

 

Hassle the Hoff...... *shudder*

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

A little birdie told me the Hoff will be releasing a hip-hop album in the near future. Ice-T, of Body Count fame (or infamy), is producing it.

 

It's time for the Hoff to ruin all posers who try to step to his flow!

 

Edit: Here's the story.

Why god....why?? :huh:

 

Hassle the Hoff...... *shudder*

awww... does sombody need a hot cup of hoffee?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

:huh:

 

*cringes in pain*

 

:p

 

*urk*

Tho admittedly, it loses about 95% of it's corruption value when reduced to stills...  :mellow: They're all from his Hooked on a Feeling video.

It's the fish that lingers to disturb the mind. What's with the fish? Is he headbutting it or biting it or watching it fly by? :ermm:

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

I'm not sure what to think of a guy that puts himself in videos such as those on you tube.

:devil:

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