mkreku Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Hey, at least I'm going where all the bad women are going when I die (assuming there is a God).. ) Not so fond of the torture and flames though. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
WITHTEETH Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 I'd ask for his autograph so I'd have proper toilet paper. :D Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Cantousent Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 You need to know there is a God way before you die, or your in some serious trouble and I am a devout Christian, and I am offended by the way the cat did this topic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well said, my Jedi friend, well said. Let's show those heretics what Christianity is all about, by applying principles of intelligent and rational thought! To arms, my Brothers! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Let's try that again. It seems to me that you're awefully quick to resort to sarcasm, Llyr. Of course, in a mind that small, you have little room to talk. The first person I saw going to arms in this thread was you. The next was your sycophantic friend, Nick. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Llyranor Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Hah, did you miss the memo for Christiany discussion #1 to 34 everywhere else on the boards? We already know we're all burning in land. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Cantousent Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Okay, okay, no one's going to burn. Maybe a little singed, but nooo burning. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
LoneWolf16 Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 I am? :'( I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Llyranor Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 You are if you spoke to GJK and didn't kiss his feet. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Cantousent Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 What the hell? *that's not what I'd say to God, by the way* Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Llyranor Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 If you've spoken with him, chances are he's already sentenced you to like he has to everyone else on this board. It's nice to see he has the divine power to judge us (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
LoneWolf16 Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Um. Back to the original question. (Takin' him a bit too seriously there, Llyr) Most likely, the first words out of my mouth would be either "Oh, son of a bitch..." or "Pleeease don't send me to hell! I know I wasn't a saint and didn't follow any of your religions, but really now, do I deserve eternal damnation for that?" Then, after the hellfire consumed me... Here's a branching question. What would your hell be like? I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
kirottu Posted March 22, 2006 Author Posted March 22, 2006 What would your hell be like? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Totally hot and awesome? This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
julianw Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 8. Do all the hawt and easy women go to Hell? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If there is any justice in God at all, he would let them go to heaven and send all the virgins to hell instead.
kirottu Posted March 22, 2006 Author Posted March 22, 2006 Sorry, but this thread should be closed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? I started this thread in good humour and mostly it has been taken as such. I This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Jorian Drake Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Sorry, but this thread should be closed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? I started this thread in good humour and mostly it has been taken as such. I
Lucius Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Why? Are you scared of the devil Hungarian guy? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
SteveThaiBinh Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 There are people who think that this world is hell, and we are the damned who've been sent here for transgressions in a previous life. They're probably quite unhappy people. On meeting God, I would tell him what I thought of him, politely but firmly. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Walsingham Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Depends which God he is. If he was the Judaeo Christian God I'd be hellbound anyway so I'd have to sock him as well. If God was a she, well... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
astr0creep Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Why? Are you scared of the devil Hungarian guy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> His father passed away recently... Doofus. <_< http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/
LoneWolf16 Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 If God was a she, well... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Burning bush? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It all makes sense now. :D I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Heres a thought. If heaven were populated by people like GJK would you really want to go there anyway? I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
Dark_Raven Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Heres a thought. If heaven were populated by people like GJK would you really want to go there anyway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hell would be quite the preferable place to spend eternity in if that was the case. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
astr0creep Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 The title for this thread makes me laugh. "If you die and discover there is a God". What do you mean by "If"? Everyone dies. When I die and realize there is a God, my first words to It will be : "Sorry". http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/
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