kirottu Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I would ask 20 questions. 1. Tell me all the numbers in Pi. 2. If you drink in heaven, do you get a hangover? 3. Did you really speak to George W. Bush? 4. and 5. How many angels/devils does it take to change a lightbulb? 6. Was/is the CEO of IPLY antichrist? 7. Can I go and shout insults at people who are in Hell? 8. Do all the hawt and easy women go to Hell? 8 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Llyranor Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 This isn't funny. You shouldn't speak of God in that manner. Many of us on these forums are devout Christians who are deeply offended by this thread. Shame on you, kirottu, SHAME ON YOU. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
kirottu Posted March 21, 2006 Author Posted March 21, 2006 Life is too serious to be taken seriously. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Lyric Suite Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Sock him in the jaw and face the consequences... <_<
Nick_i_am Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Why don't any of you want to hear about Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Nick_i_am Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Whoa, first google result on Jesus: http://www.jesusdressup.com/ this is too much fun. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
><FISH'> Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Whoa, first google result on Jesus: http://www.jesusdressup.com/ this is too much fun. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a really nasty thing to post.
thepixiesrock Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I have just started down my path of becomming religious. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
LoneWolf16 Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Whoa, first google result on Jesus: http://www.jesusdressup.com/ this is too much fun. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Gray_Jedi_Knight Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 You need to know there is a God way before you die, or your in some serious trouble and I am a devout Christian, and I am offended by the way the cat did this topic. Jesus Loves Us All
Dark Moth Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I'd add these two: 1. Did you help out the Steelers in the Superbowl? And most importantly: 2. What do women want?
Krookie Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I'm a Christian too. I thought it was funny. Well done, kirottu.
Baley Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 (edited) Did I mention that I'm my own God? It's fun, especially during homosexual orgies with non-white Americans. OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!! Edited March 21, 2006 by Baley
alanschu Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I'd probably say something like "Wow, it IS true." Moments before the express elevator to hell comes for me no doubt "
Llyranor Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 You need to know there is a God way before you die, or your in some serious trouble and I am a devout Christian, and I am offended by the way the cat did this topic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well said, my Jedi friend, well said. Let's show those heretics what Christianity is all about, by applying principles of intelligent and rational thought! To arms, my Brothers! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
WinterSun Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I'd say "send me to hell, where the black metal is". master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Surreptishus Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I'd say "send me to hell, where the black metal is". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Following the Bill and Ted theory, hell is specific to the person, so you may not find any music you like down there.
Lyric Suite Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 (edited) I'd say "send me to hell, where the black metal is". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Isn't Black Metal the northen european version of Goth/Emo faggotry? Edited March 21, 2006 by Lyric Suite
Lucius Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Whoa, first google result on Jesus: http://www.jesusdressup.com/ this is too much fun. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL, had to wipe my eyes after seeing that. :D DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
WinterSun Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I'd say "send me to hell, where the black metal is". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Following the Bill and Ted theory, hell is specific to the person, so you may not find any music you like down there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man, you're right. It'll be all James Blunt and My Chemical Romance master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Gabrielle Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 jesus Saves! Blasphemers! You shall all burn in hell for your insolence. Repent and be saved heathens!
Krookie Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 (edited) Is Heaven in such a bad neighborhood that it needs big, pearly white gates around it, with a man with a little list making sure no one who isn't supposed to be there gets in? Edited March 22, 2006 by Krookie
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 (edited) I'd probably say something like your damm lucky your self employed. Even at 3am the dress up thing was funny. Edited March 22, 2006 by ShadowPaladin V1.0 I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
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