And what if I'm in love with alcohol?

Nah, Alcohol just makes one a better person.

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What you mean by "better"?

Uh, a rant about a twenty five year old in love with a seventeen year old he ended up marrying.  Eldar, are you secretly a debaucherous lecher?

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Doltish! I didn't marry the seventeen year old. I didn't marry any of the first three people in my drunken rant poem. I married my wife, who is going to accompany me to the Renfaire today. I swear the flames of hell are fed by alcohol.

I swear the flames of hell are fed by alcohol.

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I would agree... in a figurative sense.

Well it certainly makes you less inhibited and willing to do what you otherwise wouldn't...

Alchohol makes your pen1s think for you.

That's the less inhibited part.

Well, I just got back from the faire. I even went in costume. Of course, that's something I would and have done sober, so it's not a big deal. On the other hand, between last night and today, I've probably gone a bit overboard. Ah, but the drink is blessed, so they say. Well, at least so I say.

 

At any rate, we've got to put some more reports in here. I swear, as much as I know pixies is going to fry, flame, and fricassee me, the next person on trial will probably be Atreides. Funny thing about these reviews. The folks who read my reviews always think they're too nice, but the folks for whom I write them tend to think that I'm kind of mean. I must be doing something right.

 

At any rate, I need to get Eldar's side of things first, while I'm feeling no pain. That's it. Then Cant can make his defense later.

Whats that you say?

 

Whats that smell?

 

Oh, I'm just frying, flamming, and fricassee-ing some bacon. That swine.

I'll write a review of you, baley.  Do you want a trial or a regular review?  Heh heh.  I think I'll make Calax the prosecutor.

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: ((

I swear the flames of hell are fed by alcohol.

 

Ah, but the drink is blessed, so they say.  Well, at least so I say.

 

http://www.alcohol.vt.edu/Students/alcohol...s/brainBody.htm

 

Great, now Gorth's scoring points off me. :Eldar's hazy headed icon:

You would have been roasted like a stuck pig a long time ago if only I had precious more time. Alas, I don't. School and women are like part-time jobs, did you know that? Except they cost money. But don't worry, it's coming.

I am not here. I am not logged in. I am not posting on these forums.

 

However, a bug just crawled up my butt and I was thinking about TOMBS.

 

I'm curious what the latest iteration of it is. Has anyone expanded on the character traits/attributes?

 

When I spawned this brainchild I offered to host stuff on a webserver. I am still willing to do that. Anyone who wants me to throw TOMBS rules/character/sheets/TOMB specific forums, whatever on the mighty intraweb need only to email me.

 

If someone has some time and some SQL/PHP skills, we could even develop a rather nifty true peer review system. Each person would get a thread to themselves where others come in a vote in poll-like function, they rare you in each category and at any time you can see the aggregate scores. You can link your thread in your sig for every forum you post in.

 

This could spread like wildfire. Alas, I don't have the time or strong enough PHP-skillz to pull it off. But someone could.

 

But I'm not even logged in here.

 

And the email is enderandrewNOSPAMatGMAILdotCOM

GASPOD! the ENDER!

I am not here.  I am not logged in.  I am not posting on these forums.

 

However, a bug just crawled up my butt and I was thinking about TOMBS.

 

I'm curious what the latest iteration of it is.  Has anyone expanded on the character traits/attributes?

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We now have an infinite variability randomizer: blank verse and innovative categories are particularly popular.

When I spawned this brainchild I offered to host stuff on a webserver.  I am still willing to do that.  Anyone who wants me to throw TOMBS rules/character/sheets/TOMB specific forums, whatever on the mighty intraweb need only to email me.

 

If someone has some time and some SQL/PHP skills, we could even develop a rather nifty true peer review system.  Each person would get a thread to themselves where others come in a vote in poll-like function, they rare you in each category and at any time you can see the aggregate scores.  You can link your thread in your sig for every forum you post in.

 

This could spread like wildfire.  Alas, I don't have the time or strong enough PHP-skillz to pull it off.  But someone could.

 

But I'm not even logged in here.

 

And the email is enderandrewNOSPAMatGMAILdotCOM

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Log in!

GASPOD! the ENDER!

 

*casts thread reanimation lvl 3*

 

Eldar, the report will come out soon, hopefully later this week. I promise. Please don't be mad at me.

Edited May 21, 200619 yr by Mothman

Please, be mad at him.

Get so mad you blow his kneecaps off with your shotgun.

+100 Gabrielle points

Why are you such a jerk? Making fun of the late Gabrielle like that.

I'll assume the Gab's points are a bad thing, hmmm?

Why are you such a jerk?  Making fun of the late Gabrielle like that.

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Because it's darkness they fear!

Pyoo! Pyoo!