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They're still not funny

There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Hehe, I saw that a few days ago. I got a chuckle.

Awesome.

 

What the video doesn't show is that the entire cast of the show was roundhoused in their groins so they would never laugh at all the facts about Chuck Norris.

:)

I can't view the clip for some reason. :'(

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Probably because Chuck Norris doesn't want you to.

:D

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chuck_norris_age_49.jpg - But Chuck.... :'( :'(

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Probably because Chuck Norris doesn't want you to.

 

 

Bwahahaha, good one.

 

Page wont even load for me. Goes goes there then says done. I sure with he'd let me see it.

I bet all the pages load for Chuck Norris!

"Chuck Norris has solved the Rubick's Cube.....in one move"

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Why didn't he read the funny ones?

Thats what i thought.. i guess its family TV or something.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

 

I don't think Chuck minds so long as he's got his Total Gym.

Edited by Mothman

Chuck Norris built Total Gym with a pile of wood and a roundhouse kick!

They're still not funny.

No, they're TRUE!

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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Chuck Norris built Total Gym with a pile of wood and a roundhouse kick!

He is indeed a genius. I thought he made Total Gym with his mind. He thought of it and suddenly there it was.

Chuck Norris built Total Gym with a pile of wood and a roundhouse kick!

He is indeed a genius. I thought he made Total Gym with his mind. He thought of it and suddenly there it was.

Yeah, baby! :cool:

manthing2.jpg

You bet. :thumbsup:

Can a Danish person like myself become a Texan Ranger too? :)

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

I think they would just eat you up.

Now that I see preps using Chuck Norris jokes, they're no longer funny.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

Haha....that was kind of amusing. He sounds no different reading off those cards than he does in his movies...oh wait... :D

 

Still luv Chuck tho...he's always a good sport.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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