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They're still not funny

There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts

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Awesome.

 

What the video doesn't show is that the entire cast of the show was roundhoused in their groins so they would never laugh at all the facts about Chuck Norris.

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I can't view the clip for some reason. :'(

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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chuck_norris_age_49.jpg - But Chuck.... :'( :'(

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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"Chuck Norris has solved the Rubick's Cube.....in one move"

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

 

I don't think Chuck minds so long as he's got his Total Gym.

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Can a Danish person like myself become a Texan Ranger too? :)

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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Haha....that was kind of amusing. He sounds no different reading off those cards than he does in his movies...oh wait... :D

 

Still luv Chuck tho...he's always a good sport.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts

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