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Thats all for tonight. I have to finish my Mythology paper.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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"Oh, Mr. Gutman!"

 

"Well I am good, aren't I?"

 

"Er... Well, we never actually got to the sex part. When I said yes you fainted."

 

"Curses! Well, I'm all right now. How about we get down to business now?"

 

"I'm sorry, but it just looks like it will have to wait for another time. I need you to get some more information on what happened to my brother Carl."

 

(a ) "I'm not helping you until you help me. With sex."

 

(b ) "Alright, lets go."

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Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I'm not a machine! I also want to wait until more people are on.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I was actually just waiting for Surreptishus. We can continue now.

 

*sex*

 

"Oh Mr. Gutman!"

 

"Yes, I know, I'm just that good. I didn't get the title of 'P.I.' for nothing."

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"You know, because P.I. stand for sex!"

 

"Er... Sure, whatever you say. I'm just going to get going now. Call me when you get some information on Carl."

 

"No, wait, it stands for proficient intercourse. Wait, where are you going? Proficient sex, you can't make this stuff up!"

 

(a ) Go down to the airport and see what you can dig up.

 

(b ) Go to the police station and see what you can dig up.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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B, so we can meet the one female police officer who tries tro work amongst the crazy male ones. you know, the girl from the part where everyone got mad at you for being sexist?

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Sexism sells! Also, I go with the first reply. Unless you two come to an agreement, or more people vote for one over the other.

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Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Hahahahahahahahahaha.

 

It's funny because it's true.

 

 

I mean it's sad.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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My intention was to indicate that there should be more than two options, and especially when one option is for perverts and the other option can be warped into the same perversion. Add more options! Better yet, ask for more options ... no, wait: that definitely won't work ... :ermm:

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I don't think you understand the game...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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My intention was to indicate that there should be more than two options, and especially when one option is for perverts and the other option can be warped into the same perversion. Add more options! Better yet, ask for more options ... no, wait: that definitely won't work ... :ermm:

 

Not the most recent question... unless you fear it will lead to some kind of intercorpse.

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