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Steve Earle - John Walker's Blues

 

He got in a lot of trouble for writing this one, but Steve Earle is used to trouble. It's a story written from the point of view of the American who joined the Taliban.

 

I'm just an American boy

Raised on MTV

I seen all the kids in the soda pop ads

And none of 'em looked like me

So I started lookin' around for a light out of the dim

And the first thing I heard that made sense was the word

Of Mohammed, peace be upon him

Edited by Darth Drabek

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

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Enya's The Memory of Trees

-China Roses...

(again)

 

Deadly_Nightshade

"Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum."

-Hurlshot

 

 

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Dope - People Are People

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Anathema - Alternative 4

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Matthew Sweet / Come To California

 

edited because I can't spell

Edited by Kor Qel Droma

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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Old 97's - Question

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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The Band - The Unfaithful Servant

 

Darkthrone - Pure Demoniac Blessing

 

Ephel Duath - Few Stars No Refrain And A Cigarette

 

Django Reinhart - Django's Tiger

 

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Glenn Miller - In The Mood

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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I'm listening to Mitch Hedberg's stand-up comedy CD, "Strategic Grill Locations."

 

I'm not good at golf, I never got a hole-in-one ... but I *did* hit a guy - And that's way more satisfying.

 

You're supposed to yell "fore," but I was too busy mumbling, "Ain't no way that's gonna hit him."

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

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^

 

I was in downtown Boise, Idaho, and I saw a duck, and I knew the duck was lost, 'cause ducks ain't s'posed to be downtown. There's nothin' for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, "Let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said that I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said, "Alright, well, put some lettuce on it," which she did. She said, "That'll be $1.75." I said, "It's for a duck." And they said, "All right, well, then it's free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the Steak Fajita Sub - but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"

 

;)

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

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Townes Van Zandt -- The Hole

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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