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Watching girls in tight clothes, watching people fall off tread mills.

The first is because well y'know, the second is funny in a nasty slapstick way.

Hi, I'm Lou Gutman, and I like watching women at the gym.

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Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Also me losing weight on the junk food diet.

 

It works!

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Attention mods! I request mutliple bans.

I request multiple bans, on your face!

 

 

Zing.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Did you know that you burn more calories staring at a plain wall than watching tv?

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You burn a lot of calories by having an all nighter sex marathon. :)

You burn a lot of calories by having an all nighter sex marathon.  :)

 

 

With a chick right? I'm suprised you didn't mention that it was with a chick.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Arnold Shwozzynegger used to say that sex is good cardio.

I need to have more sex.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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I need to have more sex.

The hand not doing it for you any more?

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You burn a lot of calories by having an all nighter sex marathon.  :)

 

 

With a chick right? I'm suprised you didn't mention that it was with a chick.

Male or female, and maybe both at once.

Oh it's there for me. But it isn't very good cardio I'm afraid.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Is Gabs dissin' the hand? I'll cry sexual harrasment. :)

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Can somebody give me a good reason to use this image already?

 

ohsnap.gif

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The hand is safe sex. It doesn't have a disease, doesn't complain that you are doing it wrong and it does what you want it to do.

Self censorship engaged

 

 

Good to see Gabrielle is defiling her own thread. :)

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CoF, what is those two gay bois of yours doing anyway?

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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Self censorship engaged

 

 

Good to see Gabrielle is defiling her own thread. :p

You guys took advantage of me. I'm not fully awake yet. Now since I requested mutliple bans, I'll have to include myself now. :)

Oh snap.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I used to work out alot before mabye a hour or 2 a day, but then I hurt my tigh which caused me to stop, when it healed I just got lazy and I lost that muscle and then half the weight I lost came back, but then I lost it again and now I just stoped

Reistance to spam is futile on this board. :D

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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I jogged today for the first time in years. My legs are sore. :)

I jogged today for the first time in years. My legs are sore.  :)

No pecs, no sex. :)"

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