The time is ripe to invade Canada!!!!

[Darth_Schmarth]

Ehehe, yes.

 

I hear the Danes are almost ready to fire up their plan. Three full squadrons of parachute penguins are on their way to capture key points on the Canadian coast to disrupt infrastructure ahead of a major 400.000-penguin landing (the largest scaled penguin assault in history). After that it's a matter of weeks before Denmark are a serious threat to the States' northern front.

[SteveThaiBinh]

If everyone's going to invade Canada, shouldn't we roll the die to see who goes first? And are we going clockwise or anti-clockwise?

[Darth_Schmarth]

Denmark is the only country invading Canada. All this other bollocks must be their intelligence trying to shatter the Canadian defence.

[Craigboy2]

My Spanish teacher moved to Denmark. That's how much he hated us (my class).

[Child of Flame]

Ours joined the Airforce after her first year teaching.

[Lucius]

My Spanish teacher moved to Denmark. That's how much he hated us (my class).

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Impressive, my hats off to you guys indeed.

[Calax]

bah.. the penguins are no match to my super powered kitties!

 

 

Then we attack by rolling fat people down onto canada crushing cities before they finially fall of the north coast and float around in the north sea.

[Gabrielle]

Why would we invade our own country? Didn't we win Canada as a prize for winning WWII? 

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Almost. It will be a complete victory once those French Canadians are booted off the North American continent.

[kumquatq3]

Why would we invade our own country? Didn't we win Canada as a prize for winning WWII? 

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Almost. It will be a complete victory once those French Canadians are booted off the North American continent.

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Thats it?

 

I mean sure, that would be great, but can't we chase out another group too?

 

 

Like.....umm...hows about the Mongolians? I'll tell you this, I never met a Mongolian that I liked. Not once.

[Child of Flame]

Or how about those white people?

 

Gee I really hate them.

[kumquatq3]

Or how about those white people? 

 

Gee I really hate them.

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The Irish? Sure, I'll go for that.

[Gabrielle]

Or how about those white people? 

 

Gee I really hate them.

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The Irish? Sure, I'll go for that.

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Irish?!?!?

 

Irish are perfect. Canada would be a grand o place for them.

[kumquatq3]

Irish are perfect.

 

Any people that were almost wiped out by a potato famine can't really be all that "perfect".

[Calax]

Turn canada into Ethnikostan... Cram all those dissagreeable angry fighting ethnicities who want their own country in there and then fence it with lazers.

[kumquatq3]

Turn canada into Ethnikostan... Cram all those dissagreeable angry fighting ethnicities who want their own country in there and then fence it with lazers.

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I do like lazers.

 

 

It sounds like a giant thunderdome tho. 17 ethics groups enter, 1 culture leaves.

[CoM_Solaufein]

Turn canada into Ethnikostan... Cram all those dissagreeable angry fighting ethnicities who want their own country in there and then fence it with lazers.

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That would be a waste of good resources. Stick their sorry asses in some desert African country.

[kumquatq3]

Turn canada into Ethnikostan... Cram all those dissagreeable angry fighting ethnicities who want their own country in there and then fence it with lazers.

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That would be a waste of good resources. Stick their sorry asses in some desert African country.

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Canada isn't a desert? "

[Walsingham]

I would decry these comments as borne of ignorance. But then I realised that as far as I know from British media the average american high-school is worse than downtown Mogadishu. Perhaps you could trade delinquent teenagers for ethnic minorities?

[kumquatq3]

I would decry these comments as borne of ignorance. But then I realised that as far as I know from British media the average american high-school is worse than downtown Mogadishu.  Perhaps you could trade delinquent teenagers for ethnic minorities?

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Perhaps the Irish would like to own England

 

 

Besides, we need all the delinquent teens we have to be in the army as...um.....peacekeepers/shock troops

[Lucius]

But then I realised that as far as I know from British media the average american high-school is worse than downtown Mogadishu.

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What, they raid average american high-schools with special forces too?

[mkreku]

[kumquatq3]

Is that real? Whats it off of????

 

Printed in Singapore, where it's cheaper

Edited December 5, 2005 by kumquatq3

[Silvershadow]

the Tories in Ontario

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EW! That's it... I'm moving to BC.

[Deraldin]

the Tories in Ontario

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EW! That's it... I'm moving to BC.

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Wait for me!

[Gabrielle]

I would decry these comments as borne of ignorance. But then I realised that as far as I know from British media the average american high-school is worse than downtown Mogadishu.  Perhaps you could trade delinquent teenagers for ethnic minorities?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Perhaps the Irish would like to own England

 

 

Besides, we need all the delinquent teens we have to be in the army as...um.....peacekeepers/shock troops

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The Irish and the Scots would like a piece of England. Pay backs are a biitch.