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Last night I watched Million Dollar Baby on satellite. That was a great movie. Except every time I see Eastwood and Morgan Freeman together on screen I can't help think what they would be like playing Canderous and Jolee , respectively.

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At first the film seemed like a touchy feely version of rocky. Swank was definitely good in it and the

accident onwards is one of the most downbeat and depressing things i've seen in a film but i mean that in a good way.

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Batmin Begins-> Very good, better than the original

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire-> Terrible movie, better than Azkaban

Chronicles of Narnia-> Average...seemed more like a LotR rip-off than anything else

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I watched Team America again. Dirka dirka, muhummad jihad.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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I'm almost finished with my analysis of Midnight Cowboy. Guess which movie I've been watching lately? The analysis looks crap, though. Why do they give you this type of assignment now???

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If youd like I could email you my 30page analysis of Bergmans "Persona". Its very funny because I read an interview wity Bergman a while after writing it in which he explains what it was really about. Id missed the mark by a few hundred kilometers... if filmvetenskap was really science I should have been flunked but I wasnt. Rubbish.

 

 

 

Today I watched Spiderman2 and it was quality entertainment from hollywood. Im disgusted to say that I enjoyed it very much.

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If youd like I could email you my 30page analysis of Bergmans "Persona". Its very funny because I read an interview wity Bergman a while after writing it in which he explains what it was really about. Id missed the mark by a few hundred kilometers...  if filmvetenskap was really science I should have been flunked but I wasnt. Rubbish.

 

 

 

Today I watched Spiderman2 and it was quality entertainment from hollywood. Im disgusted to say that I enjoyed it very much.

I'd like to read the article on "Persona", because I remember the discussion being quite interesting after we'd seen it. My analysis only needs to be 4-5 pages, though, and it's virtually done; all I need is the final finishing touch and off it is. I know I won't flunk, but I'm not particularly happy about it. Good movie, though.

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I finally watched Return of the Sith a few days ago. Oh well. It was better than episodes 1 and 2.

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I finished watching The Island. I suppose if you just like big explosions & CGI and such it's tolerable. The plot concept could have been interesting but wasn't. It's Michael Bay, what can one expect.

 

I'm a little shocked that so many reviwers gave it a B tho...

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I just finished watching this one movie, but I don't know what it was called. It was starring Bunny Luv and I forget the other chick. It was pretty good.

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King Kong: yawnfest, except for (most of) the scenes with Kong, even though even those were quite stretched out.

 

Saw II: enjoyed it even though I was pissed off that the twist was already revealed to me. I predicted the twist in the original Saw less than five minutes in the film, and was curious how long it would take me in the sequel. Alas, some stupid brat spoiled it for me. I could've torn off his head I swear.

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I dont get why they had to remake King Kong one more time. Theres like 3 versions already and none of them are very interesting, Its just a big monkey rampaging around.

 

 

And I saw a brilliant failiure to keep a twist hidden the other day in a swede film called "R

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Oh wait, because they never make it out of Scandinavia!

 

 

Atleast we have the common decency not to export our crappy films.

 

 

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...you infidel capitlist pigdog french-hater ignoramus you

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