church of the flying spaghetti monster

[pants_happy]

http://www.venganza.org/

[Musopticon?]

Beyond gold. PA-quality.

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

God is a flying spaghetti monster? YAY! someone like me!

[Darkside]

Absolute classic.

[taks]

been around for a while... there may be a wiki on this somewhere.

all hail FSM! his noodly appendage has touched me close.

 

taks

[Gabrielle]

(w00t) uhh yeah

[Kor Qel Droma]

that was good

Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano

[Judge Hades]

Hmmmm... Spaghetti...

 

*munch munch munch*

[Gabrielle]

Spaghetti Westerns

[Judge Hades]

Clint Eastwood rocks. So does the Gorillaz song with the same name.

[Gabrielle]

Clint rules.

[SteveThaiBinh]

These people are heretics and splitters, cast out of the church of the One True God, the Flying Macaroni Monster. His supremacy is so self-evident that we don't even need to teach about him in schools. Besides, evidence just spoils it for everyone.

[CoM_Solaufein]

[PhantomJedi]

Sermen:

 

And I say on to you remeber that it was only when the midget adam, on the hill, was touched by the noodlyness of He that shall be named was he able to relize his inner noodle. And then from his 3rd, 4th, or maybe even 5th noodle, lets face it there was a smuge on the page and we couldn't read it, that the midget eva was created. And thus they were both thrown out of the Inter National House of Spaghetti by Flying Spaghetti Monster and banned from the Olive Garden. So says the Gospel of the Linguine. May the monster save the Pirates. Amen

 

P.S.

Don't play with your meatballs.

Edited October 9, 2005 by PhantomJedi

[Musopticon?]

Sermen:

 

And I say on to you remeber that it was only when the midget adam, on the hill, was touched by the noodlyness of He that shall be named was he able to relize his inner noodle. And then from his 3rd, 4th, or maybe even 5th noodle, lets face it there was a smuge on the page and we couldn't read it, that the midget eva was created. And thus they were both thrown out of the Inter National House of Spaghetti by Flying Spaghetti Monster and banned from the Olive Garden. So says the Gospel of the Linguine. May the monster save the Pirates. Ramen

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Fix'd.

[kirottu]

I have a sudden urge to eat noodels.

[WinterSun]

I wonder if a "Deep Throat" joke would be in poor taste...

[Musopticon?]

It would. Please refain.

[Fionavar]

This may eventually end up in SPAM - but for the moments - after laughing so hard I almost fell off of the Roost - I just have to say ... PRICELESS! Thanks pants_happy

[Gabrielle]

Why wait? Lets push onto AotS. "

[pants_happy]

This may eventually end up in SPAM - but for the moments - after laughing so hard I almost fell off of the Roost - I just have to say ... PRICELESS! Thanks pants_happy

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you're welcome.

 

i'm starting to seriously consider getting the shirt and the mug with that global warming/pirates graph on them. best graph ever.

[WITHTEETH]

This raises a great question -

 

Can anyone here give any empirical evidence that this Flying Speghetti Monster does not exist?

Edited October 10, 2005 by WITHTEETH

[Guest Lawman]

[metadigital]

I am a believer.

• Flimsy moral standards.
  
• Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
  
• ur heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
  

" One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called "String Theory." In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought "Theory of Everything," through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.

 

Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars...everything in the universe...are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!

Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!"

--Steve Lawrence, PhD

[Calax]

anyone got a 10 dimentional sythe they can loan me?