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they're making a splinter cell movie too. And I'm begging for a warcraft movie...

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Out of pure curiosity, what did they do?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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When Halo first hit the Xbox, it was pretty impressive, but Halo 2 was nothing special. Halo just had a good physics engine. Storywise it's nothing spectacular. I am intrigued to know Peter Jackson is directing. It could be a very good action movie. I'll probably see it just to support video game movies being made by decent directors.

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what the hells Uwe?!

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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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In my opinion almost every single movie based on a game will not have a good story and should not be takedn very seriously. Well, that is only my opinion.

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Resident Evil wasn't terrible, but until you start seeing major games with good stories, you won't see video game movies with good stories either. When you go to see a movie based on a game you should expect action fluff, nothing more. Uwe Boll is bad though, and he's making Dungeon Siege, which is another game with no story.

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Mortal Kombat...?

 

I don't think we should dismiss this right away, it does have promise but Halo is way too science fictiony for a movie. But i do think it could turn out pretty decent, as long as they take the correct approach.

 

And Baley is correct, if a movie is just complete and utter sh1t, then it must be funny. Look back to the recent movie thread and you'll see I mentioned Dog Soldiers. I've never laughed so much at a horror movie.

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Dang...looks like I've been beaten for creating the thread.

 

I loved Halo as a game, but I just don't think it would really work out as a movie. It'd make a good scifi/action flick, but probably little more than that. It just doesn't have the depth of LOTR or King Kong. :(

 

I'm still dying to see it, though. :p Wonder who the cast is gonna be?

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Halo games were meant for co-op and nothing else, but that's not a discussion this part of the board allows, so I'll leave it for later. Now, about the movie; although getting so big names for production means that the movie might have something good coming, I don't feel very hopeful for this newest thing in license movies. Sure there have been exceptions, but the universal truth goes that all movies made from games suck by default.

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nearly the same thing for the opposite: games made from movies, most of the time suck.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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