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We had a pool to see if the Lost DVDs or the baby would arrive first, but the DVDs did.

Parts one and three of my sig...

 

Not sure about two...

 

 

And here's to sleepless nights and inability to do anything because the little twerp is waking you up at all hours :baleys Avatar:

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

"Always try to be one of the good guys, because there's way too many of the bad."

 

- Preacher.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Lather, rinse, repeat.

Don't even bring a gun if you don't intend to shoot to kill.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Swift, Silent, & Deadly, huh?

 

More like Slow, Loud, & Scared ****less.

 

But it's nice that she's teaching the poor guy how to use it.

Good luck to you and Sarah, Ender.

 

One of my friends had a kid a few months back. I don't think he has slept since then, though he still shows up for gaming so all is good. :p

 

Only advice I can give is to prepare for the worse, set up a savings account for rainy days for you will have many, and follow the Murphy's Laws of Combat faithfully.

 

http://www.megazone.org/Random/murphy.shtml

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I'm a big fan of Murphy's laws.

Always go for it, for if you don't there's always someone who does.

 

 

Kokemuksen syv

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Actually if you like women who do martial arts that might not be good advice.

 

Kokemuksen syv

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No no. Ei kukaan jaksa katsoa kun iso mies itkee. :wub:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

You might not always feel like a gentleman, but always act like one.

Excellent advice, that's probably the piece of advice I try to stick to the most. I mean it doesnt always work. So far though, its worked :)

 

 

P.s. Gah, whats with all the Finnish?! I hope your not talking behind my back! *shakes fist* :p

Nope, but I'm stalki...ehrmm...where was I? Yes, no talking behind backs, nope.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

and for god sakes lock the door when you go at it like a pair of rabbits.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

If you can

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Don't revel in another's torment, no matter how you feel about him. For your sake.

 

Feel glad in your victories, don't revel in another's defeat, no matter how you feel about him. For your sake.

 

Defeat your enemy by making him your friend. For his sake, and for your own.

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

I never heard the name Zoe before.

 

What does it mean?

 

Good Luck on the baby!

Strength, Ender. All the best.

You could also add the classic 'don't eat yellow snow', or my mothers favorite saying from when I was about 14-20 'don't stick it where it don't belong'  but I guess you have a few years to go , Ender.  Also, how could I forget 'when in doubt pull it out'?

 

 

The yellow snow is lemon flavored.

 

 

and for god sakes lock the door when you go at it like a pair of rabbits.

 

 

This has been a tried and true piece of parental trauma for years, and while not original (the best trauma is unique) works; don't knock it.

 

Traumetizing kids is a national sport among parents.

 

 

 

As for advice not practitioned by my father:

 

We can make our plans, but the Lord determines our steps.

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Zoe simply means life. Technically, it should have umlauts over the e, but since we silly Americans don't use umlauts, it would look pretentious.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Yep.

Books on pronunciation do but that's about it.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Zoe simply means life.  Technically, it should have umlauts over the e, but since we silly Americans don't use umlauts, it would look pretentious.

 

 

You should do it anyway, that would be kickass.

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