Cantousent Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 This is inspired by the T.O.M.B.S. thread in the PnP forum here at good ol Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Musopticon? Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 I can be the 'spam pool'. :D kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 I am not familiar with MtG or it's mechanics, but can I be a 'Heckler of Rabble Rousing'?
Cantousent Posted September 2, 2005 Author Posted September 2, 2005 Servant of Eru Servant has an attack of one Servant has a defense of one Servant is a "Heckler of What the Hell am I doing" type card. Special powers: Once a thread, Servant can cast "I'm going to be the most obnoxious and sexually perverse pastor" spell. It really doesn't have an affect, but it sure is weird. For three "Dammit, what did he just say" tokens, Servant can invoke the "OMGWTF@!@!!11@@@!!!!!!!!@#" power and confuse all players. No attacks for the next round. For ten "I didn't cross the line. What line?" tokens, Servant can invoke the "Wrath of thread destruction" power. The thread will head for immediate deletion and the the threads on either side of the destroyed thread must have a combined defense of 100 or suffer lockdown. All participants in the destroyed thread take 50 points of "moderator's flame" damage. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Calax Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 you got the name of the attack powers wrong there eldar... I wanna card Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Cantousent Posted September 3, 2005 Author Posted September 3, 2005 Hey, I was hoping you guys might make cards for each other! ...Or even yourselves. Still, I think I can come up with a card for Mus? and Calax. bwahahaha. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Child of Flame Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 I am more powerful than I ever imagined!
Deraldin Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 Hey, I was hoping you guys might make cards for each other! ...Or even yourselves. Still, I think I can come up with a card for Mus? and Calax. bwahahaha. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too late. You've started making cards for other people so now everyone is going to want you to make them up. :ph34r:
Oerwinde Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 Oerwinde Attack: 1 Defense: 1 Oerwinde is a "Lurker" type card Whenever a thread devoted to 80s cartoons is posted, Oerwinde gains +5/+5 and Trample When a new game is announced, Oerwinde gets +3/+3 until end of turn When jaguars4ever is put into play put one Transfan token on Oerwinde. Put one Transfan token on Oerwinde every turn that jaguars4ever is in play. Remove 5 Transfan tokens to put a Constructicon token into play. These act as 1/1 creatures. Sacrifice 5 Constructicon tokens to put a Devastator token into play. When Devastator is in play, opponent loses. No one can beat Devastator. I figure that accurately describe's my posting pattern in CCG terms. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Cantousent Posted September 3, 2005 Author Posted September 3, 2005 Musopticon? Musopticon? has an attack of zero Musopticon? has a defense of four Musopticon? is a Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Cantousent Posted September 3, 2005 Author Posted September 3, 2005 Calax Calax has an attack of one half Calax has a defense of one Calax is a Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Cantousent Posted September 3, 2005 Author Posted September 3, 2005 Do me! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you pervert! But, okay! :D Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Cantousent Posted September 3, 2005 Author Posted September 3, 2005 EnderWiggen Ender has an attack of five Ender has a defense of one Ender is an Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
metadigital Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 Very good. This in no way is an invitation to do me. I shall muster up the strength to write one shortly. Even though I have never seen one of these funny cards that you mentioned. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Cantousent Posted September 3, 2005 Author Posted September 3, 2005 Alas, I have a PnP DnD game tomorrow and must sleep somewhere along the line. ...But I've got some wonderful powers for you, Darque! So, tomorrow when I get back... Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
jaguars4ever Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 Do me! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I'd hit hit like no man has hit it before!"
kumquatq3 Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 Alas, I have a PnP DnD game tomorrow and must sleep somewhere along the line. ...But I've got some wonderful powers for you, Darque! So, tomorrow when I get back... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No sleep to all requests are done! Would Santa sleep on X-mas eve if the elves were running behind?! Hell no, he'd break out his reindeer whip!
Musopticon? Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 Good stuff. Thanks Eldar. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Darkside Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 I can't think of anything funny enough for a card. Have I even been around long enough to develop powers? Or am I a "flame fodder" type?
Dark Moth Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 I can't think of anything funny enough for a card. Have I even been around long enough to develop powers? Or am I a "flame fodder" type? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think you, DL, and Silvershadow are "fangirl" type cards. The three of you would share the unique power "fangirl squeal", among others. And in your specific case, I think you can also classify as a "flame stopper" type card. Perhaps also complete with GoA resistance. :D Hmm...this looks neat. I think I'll try one myself.
Archmonarch Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 I require adulation! In the form of a card of course. :D " And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
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