Souvenirs

[Atreides]

Think of a (realistic) souvenir from a place which is not obvious but representative of it nevertheless.

 

For example I'd want a cowboy hat (black with silver like Carrie's on Mythbusters) if I visited Texas.

 

I'd get a wind chime and a wooden rice-digger spoon from Japan.

[Child of Flame]

I would get a wood carving. Like I always do. My collection is ever-growing, never shrinking.

[Darth Barth]

I have a bottle of Romulan Ale sitting in my refrigerator from when I went to the Star Trek Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton. Nice show, too. If you ever go there make certain to get a Warp Core Breach from Quarks Bar.

[kumquatq3]

cowboy hats are very Texas

 

Maybe like a handmade shotgun or something

[Walsingham]

You have to get a knife scar in your belly, from a Mexcian bar-fighter. A souvenir you can talk about.

[EnderAndrew]

I want to visit Asia and come home with a mail-order bride.

[Cantousent]

Okay, apart from the questionable nature of the topic, which inclined me to participate in the thread, I only have one question: Why would you go to Asia to get a mail-order bride? Don't they usually come in the mail?

 

I'd like to have a scar on my hand from breaking a bottle on someone. Actually, I have that souvenir. :D

[Walsingham]

Scars rock. I'd really like a big facial scar. Couldn't hurt in meetings.

[Darth Flatus]

I heart [insert place name here] t-shirts. The epitome of taste.

[Cantousent]

I heart [insert place name here] t-shirts. The epitome of taste.

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Judging by your avatar, I believe you mean that. :D

[Darth Flatus]

Oh, thats easy for you to say Mr. I'm-too-good-for-an-avatar-and-so-will-comment-on-a-hilarious-riff-on-Superman.

 

:wub:

[Cantousent]

Perhaps my next souvenir should be an avatar. I almost never use one.

[thepixiesrock]

Ze weathzer in Paris is good zis time of year, I hear.

[Cantousent]

Pixie, what's gotten into you? You know you can only spam on-topic in the off-topic forum? You don't want prune your posts as a souvenir, do you? Doofus. :D

 

Of course, you might be saying that Paris is your souvenir, but that's a pretty hefty claim, my friend.

[Child of Flame]

If I ever go to Romania, Baley will be my souvenir. I will smuggle him in a duffel bag while using him as a drug mule.

[thepixiesrock]

Pixie, what's gotten into you?  You know you can only spam on-topic in the off-topic forum?  You don't want prune your posts as a souvenir, do you?  Doofus.  :D

 

Of course, you might be saying that Paris is your souvenir, but that's a pretty hefty claim, my friend.

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Well, ze world is, how you say, my oyster.

 

Also, I hear zey have good patistrie boulangery in Paris.

 

Or perhaps just one of zose barrets...

[kirottu]

When I go to Finland I want a bottle of salmiakki kossu(salmiac vodka) and terva snapseja(tar shots).

[LadyCrimson]

I like postcards, because they don't take up much space...and you can turn an entire wall into a postcard showcase. :D

[metadigital]

If I ever go to Romania, Baley will be my souvenir.  I will smuggle him in a duffel bag while using him as a drug mule.

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Wouldn't that negate his use as a mule, and make you liable for trafficking and kidnapping? (Not to mention importing a dangerous substance: pure spamorama.)

 

Anyways, let's see ... how about Malaria from an equatorial country?

[Child of Flame]

If I ever go to Romania, Baley will be my souvenir.  I will smuggle him in a duffel bag while using him as a drug mule.

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Wouldn't that negate his use as a mule, and make you liable for trafficking and kidnapping? (Not to mention importing a dangerous substance: pure spamorama.)

 

Anyways, let's see ... how about Malaria from an equatorial country?

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A. I would take Baley, and if I could not force his consent, I would drug him into giving me consent.

 

B. Trafficking is a greater offense than smuggling immigrants.

 

C. They never suspect the smuggled immigrants to be drug mules too!

[Cantousent]

This topic has outlived all usefulness. tsk tsk tsk.

 

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