metadigital Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Step into my office and pull up a couch; now tell me when you started thinking about your mother when you were bedding your girlfriend ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogo Ribeiro Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I don't dance at all. That's how bad I dance. For some reason my girlfriend seems adamant about teaching me to dance. Oh well, it's her feet that will suffer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I dance on the inside ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I can dance, but it is more of a raw, untamed dance. I am a rebel that doesn't play by the rules. I also do a mean disco. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I'm a good pole. Which a very good female friend of mine seems to love about me...what with the grinding, and such. I swear, it's like she's...ahem...fornicating on the dance floor. All in all, a very nice experience, considering her overall uber hotness. Personally, I suck at it, I'll stick to nodding my head to the rythm, thank you very much. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 i can't dance at all.... though i have been persuaded into playing DDR (most evil game EVER!!) when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 This reminds me of an episode of Pokey the Penguin... http://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index204.html Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I've never had any training so I don't know how. I blame my predicament on an environment that discourages males to express their feelings and that says that such things are a sign of weakness. However, thanks to the Food Network and Iron Chef it's cool to be a foodie so this is an area where I try to express myself (and the ladies) artistically. I need a hug. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I have chronic white boy syndrome. When I play DDR, people cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I have chronic white boy syndrome. When I play DDR, people cry. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well i'm not quite THAT bad when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I have chronic white boy syndrome. When I play DDR, people cry. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You mean they don't teach to you dance in the Marines? Boy, now my images of Parris Island are all fethed up. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I went to boot camp in San Diego, not Parris Island. In San Diego we climbed mountains, where as there are no mountains to climb in Parris Island. They taught us how to dress, and drink rum, not to dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 There was a plan a few years ago that new recruits to the RAF (Royal Air Force) should be given compulsory dancing lessons. Veterans were complaining that the force was in danger of losing its reputation for suaveness and romance. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I need a hug. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> huggage 4 you when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 For some reason, everytime someone mentions dance, the horrible groove from GTA: San Andreas forced dancing parts springs to my mind. Dun, do-don-doddouu... kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I think dancing in KOTOR was more contrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 i hate the dancing in Pirates! when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 i hate the dancing in Pirates! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, at least that was actually a challenge! I can dance a lot better in Pirates! than in real life. It was a bit odd, though. I remember thinking the first time 'Am I actually going to have to do this?' And I wish they'd had more variety of music. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I dance a mean hokey pokey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I think dancing in KOTOR was more contrived. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The swoop race 'Victory Jiggle' was a classic. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I don't think we are presented with enough opportunities in a given day to say victory jiggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I"m doing it right now. All the way to bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 "How well do you dance?" The drunker I am the better I dance. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 The drunker I am the better I dance. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Somehow I get the feeling that's just how you perceive it. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I used to study dancing when I was 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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