How well do you dance?

[metadigital]

Step into my office and pull up a couch; now tell me when you started thinking about your mother when you were bedding your girlfriend ...

[Diogo Ribeiro]

I don't dance at all. That's how bad I dance.

 

For some reason my girlfriend seems adamant about teaching me to dance. Oh well, it's her feet that will suffer...

[metadigital]

I dance on the inside ...

[thepixiesrock]

I can dance, but it is more of a raw, untamed dance. I am a rebel that doesn't play by the rules. I also do a mean disco.

[LoneWolf16]

I'm a good pole. Which a very good female friend of mine seems to love about me...what with the grinding, and such. I swear, it's like she's...ahem...fornicating on the dance floor.

 

All in all, a very nice experience, considering her overall uber hotness.

 

Personally, I suck at it, I'll stick to nodding my head to the rythm, thank you very much.

[Shryke]

i can't dance at all.... though i have been persuaded into playing DDR (most evil game EVER!!)

[thepixiesrock]

This reminds me of an episode of Pokey the Penguin...

 

 

 

 

http://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index204.html

[Atreides]

I've never had any training so I don't know how. I blame my predicament on an environment that discourages males to express their feelings and that says that such things are a sign of weakness.

 

However, thanks to the Food Network and Iron Chef it's cool to be a foodie so this is an area where I try to express myself (and the ladies) artistically.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I need a hug.

[EnderAndrew]

I have chronic white boy syndrome. When I play DDR, people cry.

[Shryke]

I have chronic white boy syndrome.  When I play DDR, people cry.

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well i'm not quite THAT bad

[Walsingham]

I have chronic white boy syndrome.  When I play DDR, people cry.

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You mean they don't teach to you dance in the Marines? Boy, now my images of Parris Island are all fethed up.

[EnderAndrew]

I went to boot camp in San Diego, not Parris Island. In San Diego we climbed mountains, where as there are no mountains to climb in Parris Island.

 

They taught us how to dress, and drink rum, not to dance.

[SteveThaiBinh]

There was a plan a few years ago that new recruits to the RAF (Royal Air Force) should be given compulsory dancing lessons. Veterans were complaining that the force was in danger of losing its reputation for suaveness and romance.

[Shryke]

I need a hug.

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huggage 4 you

[Musopticon?]

For some reason, everytime someone mentions dance, the horrible groove from GTA: San Andreas forced dancing parts springs to my mind. Dun, do-don-doddouu...

[EnderAndrew]

I think dancing in KOTOR was more contrived.

[Shryke]

i hate the dancing in Pirates!

[SteveThaiBinh]

i hate the dancing in Pirates! 

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Well, at least that was actually a challenge! I can dance a lot better in Pirates! than in real life.

 

It was a bit odd, though. I remember thinking the first time 'Am I actually going to have to do this?' And I wish they'd had more variety of music.

[Child of Flame]

I dance a mean hokey pokey.

[jaguars4ever]

I think dancing in KOTOR was more contrived.

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The swoop race 'Victory Jiggle' was a classic. :D

[EnderAndrew]

I don't think we are presented with enough opportunities in a given day to say victory jiggle.

[Child of Flame]

I"m doing it right now. All the way to bed!

[kirottu]

"How well do you dance?"

 

The drunker I am the better I dance.

[Darth_Schmarth]

The drunker I am the better I dance. 

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Somehow I get the feeling that's just how you perceive it.

[Baley]

I used to study dancing when I was 10.