Darth Launch Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I'd just like you all to take a moment of your time to recognise today as the anniversary of the birth of one of the world's most beloved entertainers... THE HOFF! Today marks his 53rd birthday! Happy Birthday the Hoff! :D Yes, I know I have unresolved issues for the Hoff [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I'd just like you all to take a moment of your time to recognise today as the anniversary of the birth of one of the world's most beloved entertainers... THE HOFF! Today marks his 53rd birthday! Happy Birthday the Hoff! :D Yes, I know I have unresolved issues for the Hoff <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your fantasy is to-, nevermind kids may be present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 someone needs a new hat People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 someone needs a new hat <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I like that phrase, i will nick it. (he is right though :ph34r:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Hey I know that guy! He was at my party! Also, hat. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you happy birthday dear David Hasselhoff, happy birthday to you. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Everytime I look at that guy, I get freaked out. He is just starring at me... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Roll over! roll over! Good doggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Can't forget David Hasselhoff, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Can't forget David Hasselhoff, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh man,I'm tempted to put my eye out just so I can look that cool! master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 DO it!!!!! Use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Happy Birthday David ......here's a pic of Hoff for you DL *takes a towel to protect himself from DL's drooling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I'm so bored people,anyone wants to have fun andthis thread, come on, you know you want to. (hides from DL and Kaftan :ph34r: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 This is quite silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I was thinking of throwing another party in this thread, but I decided not to. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tingeling Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Baley is a noob. "McDonald's taste damn good. I'd rtahe reat their wonderful food then the poisonous junk you server in your house that's for sure. What's funny is I'm not fat. In fact, I'm skinny. Though I am as healthy as cna be. Outside of being very ugly, and the common cold once in the blue moon I simply don't get sick." - Volourn, Slayer of Yrkoon! "I want a Lightsaber named Mr. Zappy" -- Darque "I'm going to call mine Darque. Then I can turn Darque on anytime I want." -- GhostofAnakin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 *opens thread* *sees true topic* *runs screaming* :D “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I wanna party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Man allegedly had sex with guide dog Tallahasseean charged with breach of peace By James L. Rosica Local prosecutors are apparently in a bind: How do they charge a blind Tallahassee man who has been accused of having sex with his guide dog? Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute - that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals. So Alan Yoder, 29, originally was charged with felony animal cruelty, but court records show that charge was dropped last Friday and replaced with a misdemeanor - disorderly conduct. Yoder now is charged with a "breach of the peace, by engaging in sexual activity with a guide dog," according to a court document. Yoder, reached by telephone Thursday, declined to be interviewed. James D. Varnado, his attorney, said he has filed a not-guilty plea on his client's behalf but declined to discuss details of the case. "However lurid the allegations may be, we should resist a rush to judgment," he said. Here's what happened, according to Tallahassee police reports: Yoder, who lives in a local apartment complex, last month asked a female acquaintance to join him in a sex act with the dog, a male yellow Labrador named "Lucky." She demurred, but later told a friend about it. That person called a social worker, who called police. Investigators spoke to Yoder on June 16, who admitted performing certain sex acts with the dog, even going into detail with them, but denied doing others. He was arrested and booked June 22, charged with animal cruelty. An animal-control officer took the dog to Dr. Sondra Brown, a veterinarian at Northwood Animal Hospital, who could not determine whether the dog had been sexually abused. Warren Goodwin, who recently retired after 30 years as an assistant prosecutor, said he could not recall a similar case in Leon County. Annemarie Lucas, a New York-based special investigator for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said sexual contact with animals "probably happens more than it's actually reported." Bestiality - illegal in New York state - is "just not a natural thing," she said. "Animals can't consent ... They're probably fearful and in physical pain. It's like any kind of abuse. "It's a cowardly act," added Lucas, who also appears on "Animal Precinct," a program on the Animal Planet cable-television network. "It's a domination thing, something an animal would never instigate." Stephanie Shain, spokeswoman for the Humane Society of the United States, said her organization takes a similar position. "It's doing something to an animal that they have an inability to stop," Shain said. Last year, an Ocala man pleaded no contest to felony animal cruelty after being charged with having sex with his then-fiancee's female Rottweiler, according to the Pet-Abuse.com Web site. A judge withheld adjudication and ordered five years of probation and a psychological evaluation. He also prohibited the 27-year-old man from "owning pets of any kind while on probation and from having unsupervised contact with other people's pets," the site said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I wanna party! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When I have the next forum party, I will be sure to invite you. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 Stop spamming my thread for the HOFF! DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Stop spamming my thread for the HOFF! DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No DL, HOFF is you must see it, turn away from the dark side and spam this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 The Hoff is pure... he represents all that is good DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 The Hoff is pure... he represents all that is good DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She speaks the truth... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 To be fair, I liked the Hoof well enough in the Kit-show. I don't think he's seXy tho. Not my type. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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