Jump to content

New Matrix game announced


Recommended Posts


DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.


Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.


"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Link to comment
Share on other sites

No naked yumminess..that's why Tomb Raider wasn't good >_<


alot of naked women doesn't necessarily make the story good .. and if you are only interested in the visual part of it there is a whole industry dedicated to your needs!

Fortune favors the bald.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

No naked yumminess..that's why Tomb Raider wasn't good >_<

Baley, you remind me of a perticular episode of Friends, when Chandler and Joey accidentally got free Cable pr0n and the effect it had on their reality ...


"Did you see that?"

"Yes, I did: that pizza delivery girl didn't take all her clothes off after dropping off the pizza!"





Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Create New...