April 3, 200520 yr ''So you both wish to stand up against a sith master and perish do you? Well so be it!''
April 3, 200520 yr (Innocent girly voice): Oh, did I win? Geekified Star Wars Geek Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" -Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom) "The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."
April 3, 200520 yr Emperor: Now luke i will lightning you to death whilst my loyal apprentice lifts my feeble body with one hand and throws me into a giant pointless hole!
April 3, 200520 yr "If you've got a hidden voice recorder on you, know that it is (insert hated name) that has laid you low!"
April 3, 200520 yr I could say a lot of things when someone dies. Me =[Terrible echo effect] Guy=[REAALY BAD VOICE ACTING!] Me =[unintelligible] Guy=[insert girlish scream here] Me =GIMME YOUR MONEY! Guy=ZING! *dies* I could also say... "LoL plz. U ar al we@k1ing2" "Chicken in a basket!" "Welcome to our spaceship..." "Do you like sabers up ur @hole?" "I've run out of death related puns!" Thats all I got! I'll bet ur all relieved.
April 4, 200520 yr "Help me, help you" People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
April 4, 200520 yr oh kreia im so sorry i sliced of your hand let me releive the pain i will just cut your braids of ok thats better
April 4, 200520 yr You know when your dying I like you better. I carry a little box that keeps saying I come in peace while cutting up my foes. sith: You think I'm a mineless thug. But I'm senstive and caring and you probably like me if we meet in a bar. Jedi: way are you attack me then Sith: its not easy being a sith.
April 4, 200520 yr ''you are insignificant compared to the power of the dark side!'' cheeeeeeeeeeezy.
April 4, 200520 yr *nonchalantly inspecting nails while they stagger around gurgling* tsk. you do realise that is an Axminster carpet, don't you? Its evident by your lack of even the basic respect for anothers property that i was right to kill you.
April 4, 200520 yr *Big tuff Sith dude*:I used to think that nobody deserved to die... *Pacifist Jedi loser guy*: Where the change of heart? *Big tuff Sith dude*: I met you. That's old... WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!?!?!?! Geekified Star Wars Geek Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" -Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom) "The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."
April 7, 200520 yr "I'm a fair guy .. but this heat is making me absolutely crazy!" Fortune favors the bald.
April 7, 200520 yr I didnt do it DONT TOUCH MY PURSE STAY AWAY FROM YM WIFE YOU AINT NO WIFFLE BALL PLAYA you'd look good on a mantle. i told you if i dont get my way!-its from this episode 3 spoof from the internet, its kinda funny
April 7, 200520 yr "I'm killing you because I love you. Does that help?" "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
April 8, 200520 yr JC: "This is where you fall down." (the last thing i want to think of when fighting someone are "witty" onliners that no one but me gets to hear anyway, but this one just had to be quoted for some reason...
April 8, 200520 yr "Your eyes will soon be zoomed up to concrete." "Yes, love, I'm checking you out. I need to see what part of you would look best on my wall." Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
April 8, 200520 yr "Death in its rampage outraced you - no escape. Now your father and noble mother will never close your eyes in death - screaming vultures will claw them out of you, wings beating your corpse! But I, if I should die, my comrades-in-arms shall bury me in style!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Niiiiiice, Jaguar, heh heh. One from the archives... What most people don't know is that any mobster who applied the cement shoes owes a debt to Homer, as Achilles cut down a poor Trojan named Lycaon in the Illiad - and tossed his body into the Scamander River. "There - lie there! Make your bed with the fishes now, they'll dress your wound and lick it clean of blood - so much for your last rites! Nor will your mother lay your corpse on a bier and mourn her darling son - whirling Scamander will roll you down the sea's broad bosom! And many a fish, leaping up through the waves, breaking the cold ripples shivering dark will dart and bolt Lycaon's glistening fat! Die Trojans, die! Till I butcher all the way to sacred Troy - run headlong on, I'll hack you from behind! Nothing can save you now...." baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs
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