I shall be your end punny one

 

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

 

(w00t) Aren't you ded yet? Oh well

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

" i thought you said you could catch, it's not my fault i threw force lightning."

Are you happy of being alive? If it's no, then it's your lucky day.If it's yes,then I suggest you to run like hell or you're going to like it a little less than before.

 

Don't worry,it won't hurt when I'll remove your head.You'll probably get unconscious by then after I will have severe your second arm and broke your legs of course.

 

I hope this time I won't get blood everywhere on my jacket.It's hard to wash you know.

I'll sleep with your mother and you won't be able to stop me

 

I'm just 2Evil

"You n'wah!"

 

"

Die!

you first

You cannot kill the living Dead!

(w00t) Ash could

Look, I am not here to have a conversation...

To answer to the first post:

 

"Hi"

"Do you believe in life after death?"

You : "Your honor what happend was this, this fellow had a little to much Juma juice and started running around with his lightsaber ignigtet"

 

The Jugde : "what happend then?"

 

You : "well you see...he kind of fell down on the blade ...err stabbed himself..you see ..er".

 

The Judge " He stabbed himself?"

 

You "yes i swear Your honor it was a accident...he stabbed himself...Fourteen times"

 

The Jugde " put him in the cell with the Big wookiee who likes to wear pink skirts".

"Do you believe in life after death?"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

The Corpse : "NO!"

Tuco also said: I like big fat men like you, when they fall down they make more noise and sometimes they never get up.

 

So the correct thing to say would be: You make alot of noise my friend.

If I were using an orange lightsaber:

 

"You know when you've been tango'd"

 

 

Apolagies if no one outside the UK gets this.

(Take chair and hit them with it.)

 

"Time to meet the 'chairman' of the board..."

 

"You wants the committee @sshole, then you best meet with the chair!"

 

"Anybody else want to donate blood to chair-ity?"

 

"Have a seat, b!tch."

 

"You've been sentenced to get the chair, motherf*cker!"

 

"There's some dessert! With a chair-y on top!"

Feliz Navidad!

Whenever my character hears "Muucho chaka paka", he goes Mace Windu on them:

 

"INTERGALACTIC BASIC MOTHERF*CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You ... Joker!

 

"Say hello to my little friend!"

DS Male Exile: Vrook, one last thing before I kill you. I always hated you, Revan did too, and I think everyone else did. Die old grouch. My lightsaber will enjoy cutting you limb from limb!

"We have no choice."

 

"Step up to the fight. Take 'em down."

 

"Complaints?" (as spoken by a clerk in the Complaints Department)

 

"Is this the right room for an argument?"

My shwartz was bigger then yours (w00t)

"Oh dear. I broke him."

"Medic!"