jaguars4ever Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 Friends and n00bs alike, today we gather on this most poignant day, to grieve for the death of one our own....at the hands of The Chimp. Kumquatq3 mesmerized us with his daring and courage, and whilst some thought him to be crazy...most of us knew he was. But alas! The Champ went off on his Quest of Chimpomination...but sadly never returned. Fear not Kum our friend - for now you roam in a better place: A land where man wanders free from the terror of the Chimpanzee. "The fight has ended, but the challenge lingers on..." *moment of silence in memory of kumquat3*
Nartwak Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 Chimps are nothing but teeth and limbs when they get agitated. Kumquatq3 didn't have a chance.
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 Can't say we didnt warn him. I mean did you see how easy it pulled that monkeys leg off. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
Child of Flame Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 *sniff* He was a good, albeit crazy man...a good man indeed.
kirottu Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Rosbjerg Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 even though you walk in the shadowy valley of the death .. the hope you inspired shall be like a beacon to your salvation! R.I.P Fortune favors the bald.
Nur Ab Sal Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 I hope that some day jaguars4ever will organize something like that for me. HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
Darth_Radnor Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 He still lives. The chimp may have mauled him, but he still lives. Go Kumquat go!
Nur Ab Sal Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 No, if he encountered this chimp king of assassins: HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 He still lives. The chimp may have mauled him, but he still lives. Go Kumquat go! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bionic Kumquat the return I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
Darque Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 :angry: You almost gave me a heart attack with this thread
Darth_Radnor Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 He still lives. The chimp may have mauled him, but he still lives. Go Kumquat go! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bionic Kumquat the return <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "He is more machine than man now" *Mechanical Breathing*
Judge Hades Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 He will be missed always... unless I become a better shot.
Aishur-Rim-Nisheshu Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 This noob is very very confused... Before I commit a faux pas, could anyone tell me what happened?
ErictheFallenJedi Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 I never really knew kumquatq I've been here almost a year which makes it even sadder. But to mourn this loss, I will be playing Hero of the day by Metallica in his honor while swearing vengence on those damn dirty apes err chimps. Well you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
KOTORFanactic Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Poor kumquatq. Right then, I say it's time to launch a Holy War against those chimps. In the name of God, and all that is right (or wrong) in the world, we shall have justice for kumquatq! DEATH TO THE CHIMPS!
Ludozee Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Poor kumquatq.Right then, I say it's time to launch a Holy War against those chimps. In the name of God, and all that is right (or wrong) in the world, we shall have justice for kumquatq! DEATH TO THE CHIMPS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, lets invade Chimpistan and capture their dictator Chimpan Hussein (after all, each chimp is a WMD all by itself) and then we might as well take all their oil... :ph34r:
KOTORFanactic Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Yeah, lets invade Chimpistan and capture their dictator Chimpan Hussein (after all, each chimp is a WMD all by itself) and then we might as well take all their oil... Why not. Then we can go after Chimpan Hussein's accomplice. ORANG-UTAN LADEN $1,000,000 dollar reward, dead or alive. The evil terrorist leader, sending Orang-Utan bombers to bomb our forest destruction equipment!
Oerwinde Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 This is the the best time to test my new chimp blasting killbots. My last batch was destroyed by the Ultra Robot Monkey Hyperforce. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
kumquatq3 Posted April 1, 2005 Posted April 1, 2005 Reports of my death have been widely exaggerated much like those of jefferson
Gorth Posted April 1, 2005 Posted April 1, 2005 That's good, I still got that picture of you lying around for when I need to squeeze some info out of you someday “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
kumquatq3 Posted April 1, 2005 Posted April 1, 2005 That's good, I still got that picture of you lying around for when I need to squeeze some info out of you someday <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am a major class A hottie post away. Tho 1. My sense of style in the pic is post getting off work 2. It still troubles me that you have that pic
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 1, 2005 Posted April 1, 2005 They are watching. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Gorth Posted April 1, 2005 Posted April 1, 2005 I grant consent (to call your bluff) Ladies and Gentlemen... The Killer of Kongs... The Chastiser of Chimps... The Molester of Monkeys... The one and only: Kumquatq3!*) *) This is the "before" picture. It might be necessary to contact closest relatives for the "after" picture. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
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