March 30, 200520 yr Friends and n00bs alike, today we gather on this most poignant day, to grieve for the death of one our own....at the hands of The Chimp. Kumquatq3 mesmerized us with his daring and courage, and whilst some thought him to be crazy...most of us knew he was. But alas! The Champ went off on his Quest of Chimpomination...but sadly never returned. Fear not Kum our friend - for now you roam in a better place: A land where man wanders free from the terror of the Chimpanzee. "The fight has ended, but the challenge lingers on..." *moment of silence in memory of kumquat3*
March 30, 200520 yr Chimps are nothing but teeth and limbs when they get agitated. Kumquatq3 didn't have a chance.
March 30, 200520 yr Can't say we didnt warn him. I mean did you see how easy it pulled that monkeys leg off. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
March 30, 200520 yr even though you walk in the shadowy valley of the death .. the hope you inspired shall be like a beacon to your salvation! R.I.P Fortune favors the bald.
March 30, 200520 yr I hope that some day jaguars4ever will organize something like that for me. HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
March 30, 200520 yr He still lives. The chimp may have mauled him, but he still lives. Go Kumquat go!
March 30, 200520 yr No, if he encountered this chimp king of assassins: HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
March 30, 200520 yr He still lives. The chimp may have mauled him, but he still lives. Go Kumquat go! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bionic Kumquat the return I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
March 31, 200520 yr He still lives. The chimp may have mauled him, but he still lives. Go Kumquat go! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bionic Kumquat the return <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "He is more machine than man now" *Mechanical Breathing*
March 31, 200520 yr This noob is very very confused... Before I commit a faux pas, could anyone tell me what happened?
March 31, 200520 yr I never really knew kumquatq I've been here almost a year which makes it even sadder. But to mourn this loss, I will be playing Hero of the day by Metallica in his honor while swearing vengence on those damn dirty apes err chimps. Well you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
March 31, 200520 yr Poor kumquatq. Right then, I say it's time to launch a Holy War against those chimps. In the name of God, and all that is right (or wrong) in the world, we shall have justice for kumquatq! DEATH TO THE CHIMPS!
March 31, 200520 yr Poor kumquatq.Right then, I say it's time to launch a Holy War against those chimps. In the name of God, and all that is right (or wrong) in the world, we shall have justice for kumquatq! DEATH TO THE CHIMPS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, lets invade Chimpistan and capture their dictator Chimpan Hussein (after all, each chimp is a WMD all by itself) and then we might as well take all their oil... :ph34r:
March 31, 200520 yr Yeah, lets invade Chimpistan and capture their dictator Chimpan Hussein (after all, each chimp is a WMD all by itself) and then we might as well take all their oil... Why not. Then we can go after Chimpan Hussein's accomplice. ORANG-UTAN LADEN $1,000,000 dollar reward, dead or alive. The evil terrorist leader, sending Orang-Utan bombers to bomb our forest destruction equipment!
March 31, 200520 yr This is the the best time to test my new chimp blasting killbots. My last batch was destroyed by the Ultra Robot Monkey Hyperforce. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
April 1, 200520 yr That's good, I still got that picture of you lying around for when I need to squeeze some info out of you someday “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
April 1, 200520 yr That's good, I still got that picture of you lying around for when I need to squeeze some info out of you someday <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am a major class A hottie post away. Tho 1. My sense of style in the pic is post getting off work 2. It still troubles me that you have that pic
April 1, 200520 yr They are watching. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 1, 200520 yr I grant consent (to call your bluff) Ladies and Gentlemen... The Killer of Kongs... The Chastiser of Chimps... The Molester of Monkeys... The one and only: Kumquatq3!*) *) This is the "before" picture. It might be necessary to contact closest relatives for the "after" picture. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
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