"Mistress, the last among us is gone..."

"Oh, well you realize what I'm going to have to do to you now?"

"NO! MISTRESS PLEASE NOT THE LEATHER NO I'LL TAKE THE BOX, PLEASE MISTRESS! UNGH!"

"Sombody needs to be punished some more I think."

:SNAP: :Crack:

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Atris in leather?Oooh yeah

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Atris??

I hope your talking about the concept art atris there! Unless you like the old-kinda thing, in which case....go....ahead.

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I thought Atris was the same age as the Exile,i.e mid to late 30's?I wouldn't call that old.

Besides,it's the voice that does it for me,same as Bastila.

atris doesn't seem too old to be a dominatrix...

"Mistress, the last among us is gone..."

"Oh, well you realize what I'm going to have to do to you now?"

"NO! MISTRESS PLEASE NOT THE LEATHER NO I'LL TAKE THE BOX, PLEASE MISTRESS! UNGH!"

"Sombody needs to be punished some more I think."

:SNAP: :Crack:

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Atris in leather?Oooh yeah

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, concept Atris that is...

Exile: How did you find me?

Kreia: There was an echo in the force.

Exile: No, that was Atton screaming as I tossed him down a well.

Exile: How did you find me?

Kreia: There was an echo in the force.

Exile: No, that was Atton screaming as I tossed him down a well.

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Silvershadow:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

P.S Sorry Silver i couldn't resist

Exile: How did you find me?

Kreia: There was an echo in the force.

Exile: No, that was Atton screaming as I tossed him down a well.

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Silvershadow:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

P.S Sorry Silver i couldn't resist

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(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) Yes I can see it now, Silvershadow hanging over the well, as she hears screams of "I can't swim" and "And there's a girl who claims her name is Samara down here, from...The Ring?".

Exile: How did you find me?

Kreia: There was an echo in the force.

Exile: No, that was Atton screaming as I tossed him down a well.

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Silvershadow:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

P.S Sorry Silver i couldn't resist

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(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) Yes I can see it now, Silvershadow hanging over the well, as she hears screams of "I can't swim" and "And there's a girl who claims her name is Samara down here, from...The Ring?".

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hehehehe

Visas: I must see his face. [walks up to Nihilus's body]

Mandalore: What the hell are you doing? We need to get off this ship!

Exile: [ignoring Mandalore] What do you see?

Visas: I see dead ships, thousands screaming in pain...

Exile: Yes, yes, but he is sexier than me?

Visas: [silent]

Exile: Is he?!

Visas: Well...

Exile: Oh hell, you're blind! [walks up to Nihilus; looks at face] Aah! God! I mean -- Force! -- [Handmaiden jumps out] What are you doing here, Brianna?

Handmaiden: Well, they were short an actor. So, they just said go up there and make some random noises on cue.

Visas: You?! I already told you HE'S MINE.

Handmaiden: NOO! He's mine!

[Visas and Handmaiden begin to roll around on the floor, kicking and hitting each other saying "He's mine"]

Mandalore: Hey, man, you might want to start a fanclub.

Exile: [turns to see Disciple looking at him]

Disciple: I'm Tobin!!

Visas: I must see his face. [walks up to Nihilus's body]

Mandalore: What the hell are you doing? We need to get off this ship!

Exile: [ignoring Mandalore] What do you see?

Visas: I see dead ships, thousands screaming in pain...

Exile: Yes, yes, but he is sexier than me?

Visas: [silent]

Exile: Is he?!

Visas: Well...

Exile: Oh hell, you're blind! [walks up to Nihilus; looks at face] Aah! God! I mean -- Force! -- [Handmaiden jumps out] What are you doing here, Brianna?

Handmaiden: Well, they were short an actor. So, they just said go up there and make some random noises on cue.

Visas: You?! I already told you HE'S MINE.

Handmaiden: NOO! He's mine!

[Visas and Handmaiden begin to roll around on the floor, kicking and hitting each other saying "He's mine"]

Mandalore: Hey, man, you might want to start a fanclub.

Exile: [turns to see Disciple looking at him]

Disciple: I'm Tobin!!

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Exile: So what exactly was your problem with Hanharr? Why does he want to kill you?

 

Mira: Ehm..Well, a few years back in Bounty Hunter college, me and a few girlfriends got drunk and we, well...shaved him.

Bao-Dur: My arm? Let's just say I've learned to never feed a rancor with my hands.

 

Exile: Why must I leave Visas behind?

Kreia: Because only you must go there.

Exile: Where? Why?

Kreia: I'd tell you, but it seems the developers got lazy.

 

Sion: Has anyone seen my skin lotion?

Exile: So what exactly was your problem with Hanharr? Why does he want to kill you?

 

Mira: Ehm..Well, a few years back in Bounty Hunter college, me and a few girlfriends got drunk and we, well...shaved him.

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Therapist: Now, what was your problem, Mr. Rand?

Atton: [sobbing] The devs hate me!

Therapist: What makes you think this?!

Atton: I was supposed to get the Exile... but no [cries] they gave her to a gay guy!!

Therapist: Now, now, rejection is part of life.

Atton: We didn't even get to say that.

Therapist: [silent, pauses] Well what else?

Atton: They cut my death! I mean, they won't even kill me!! And they cut the part where I brutally murder the Disciple.

Therapist: There, there..

Atton: She gets to have a guy with no name! And I've even got a surname...

 

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Bastila: Malak, what happened to your jaw?

Malak: Didn't you read Aimo's comic?

Bastila: Yes, but why don't you just threaten the character developers with a lightsaber?

Malak: Well... [starts singing and dancing] I'm too sexy for my jaw, too sexy for my jaw. Too sexy it hurts!

Bastila [screaming]: Okay, okay... I'll be your apprentice. Just...make it stop!

Bastila: Malak, what happened to your jaw?

Malak: Didn't you read Aimo's comic?

Bastila: Yes, but why don't you just threaten the character developers with a lightsaber?

Malak: Well... [starts singing and dancing] I'm too sexy for my jaw, too sexy for my jaw. Too sexy it hurts!

Bastila [screaming]: Okay, okay... I'll be your apprentice. Just...make it stop!

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So that's how Bastila fell to the dark side. Then she must be excused. :D

Atton: She gets to have a guy with no name! And I've even got a surname...

Disciple's name is Mical. That must be written in big letters and made sticky.

And Atton's last name is so random...

 

Now, this is not funny, but something I really want to see in the game:

 

Exile: I decided to make a few changes to our little community. First, G0-T0 must be left chained to a rock in the wilderness of Dxun and shot from a great distance. Second, Kreia must be left chained to G0-T0 to be there when his proton core explodes. Third, Mandalore, you convinced every Mandalorian in the game to join you at the camp, so please either get off my ship or become a Jedi and go light side. Fourth, when we're done with Nihilus, we convince Bastila to join us. Fifth, Atton is now forbidden to quarrel with Disciple. Sixth, Bao-Dur must restore HK-47's memory and make him unlock the astrogation system with Revan's voice. I'm bored with this.

[influence +: Atton (Kreia), Influence -: Atton (Disciple), net influence + with Atton, Influence +: Disciple, Influence +: Mandalore, Influence +: Bao-Dur, Influence +: HK-47 (usefulness), Influence -: HK-47 (light side mentioned), Influence +: Visas (done with Nihilus), Influence +: T3-M4 (Bastila), LS Points + (G0-T0), LS Points + (Kreia), DS Points + (brutality), net LS shift]

Atton: She gets to have a guy with no name! And I've even got a surname...

Disciple's name is Mical. That must be written in big letters and made sticky.

And Atton's last name is so random...

 

I know that, but if you're a female he's just "Disciple". You only find out his name if you're male.

Atton: "Finally the TSF let us go - I thought Lt. Grenn would never let us leave. Come on - I want to get off Citadel station..."

 

[They rush the hanger to find the Ebon Hawk gone. Exile and Atton look at each other]

 

Exile: "Dude, where's my ship?"

Female Exile: Oh my god! They killed Atton.

HK-47: Derogatory Statement: You meatbags!

 

Mandalore: So then I went into a Basilisk droid and bla bla bla bla bla bla...

Bao-Dur: *thinking* Man, I would love to get into that T3 utiliy droids exhaust pipe and fix it up.

*Revan after getting through the waves of Sith soldiers and Dark jedi in the Starforge*

 

Revan:phew, glad thats over with....

 

Evil Bioware developer:Muhahahahahahah!Thats what you think!

"Dear Diary

The Exile looked at me today!! OH ME OH MY HE IS SO SEXY!!!!!!!! Atris says that she's got dibs though!! But she's not here, so I'll do the old spar-in-the-underwear. He'll probably for the whole "it's the ritual" deal. OoOoOo I CAN'T WAIT!! OOH here he comes!!

 

Love,

Handmaiden"

Exile: Atton what are you doing?

Atton: Eattin puddin...

Exile: Puddin?

Atton: Yes...Puddin

 

Exile:oooooooh yaaaaa.....

Handmaiden: See I told you Echani training makes the boobs big

Visas: You must be BLIND! the dark side make the boobs BIGGER

 

Bao-Dur: Disciple, you KNOW your gay!

Disciple: no im NOT!

Bao-Dur: You know you dont love the Exile, you love the droids!

Disciple: (runs away crying)

Bao-Dur: now i can eat my pudding in peace

 

Exile: What do you mean you have to kill me? i just killed the masters and im also Sith Lord!

Sith Assassin: I dunno...I never heard of no sith lord...

 

Disciple: (Listening to Nsync music with medbay door locked)

(Knocks at door)

Disciple's Father: Mical? are you listening to that gay music?

Disciple: ****** uh no dad!

Disciple Sr.: your lying i can hear it! Im coming in there!

Disciple: No Wait!

Disciple Sr.: I knew it you were thats it time for ur spanking!

Disciple: PLEASE DAD NOT THE LEATHER BELT!

Disciple Sr.: (SPANK!) this hurts me then it does you...

What an incredibly unfunny thread.

Exile:oooooooh yaaaaa.....

Handmaiden: See I told you Echani training makes the boobs big

Visas: You must be BLIND! the dark side make the boobs BIGGER

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I love how I had her say "and doooon't worry,"  cause how, I think, she would drag words out like that sometimes...

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It's funny... I never realized it until just now, but Mission has a Midwestern accent.

Female Exile: Oh Moy Gawd, you mean like you's was Darth Traya all alooong?

Mira: That's some Jerry Springer sh** right there!