Calax Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 LucasArts i suppose. They just tried to rush the game out on revans story.... The basis for that comes from the lines of Noises Off Director: And God said Where the hell is tim? Director:(as tim runs in) And there the hell was tim, and god Said Let there be doors that open when they open and close when they close Tim: Huh? Director: The doors tim? Chick on upper level:Tim Dear this door won't open Dude on lower level: And this door won't close Funny play. makes fun of everything going on back stage Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
abkhome Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 kreia: we need to talk ------------- kreia: it is okay wiht me if you mate with the handmaid or vesas or both _________ atton: when am i going to get some credits so i don't have to play republic senit rules
Calax Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 I would have been pretty happy to see a small exile at the end of the game i must admit. not caring who the Father/Mother was as long as the other was the exile Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
abkhome Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 and the little exile jr. would be teh next newbi char for kotor 3 YEAH!!!
Calax Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 there we go we just solved the char problem for the kotor 3 people Revans a chick Exiles a dude they made a little Revile Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
abkhome Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 there we go we just solved the char problem for the kotor 3 people Revans a chick Exiles a dude they made a little Revile <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeah i could see that, but i played revan as a guy lol soooo i don't think soo lol and exile.... what can i say the male jedi dominates
Calax Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 well they just do a DEV IS GOD thing like in Deus EX Invisible War... anyway Atton: Pure Pazza* Ouch what was that for exile? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Calax Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 GYAAAH WHY WON'T SOMBODY ELSE LIVE UP THE WORLD WITH SOME TALKING BLAAAAAAAH Kreia: Exile, I am you mother Exile: Run Run Run!!! AHHHHHHHHHH Exile has a heart attack and dies Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Darth_Schmarth Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 GYAAAH WHY WON'T SOMBODY ELSE LIVE UP THE WORLD WITH SOME TALKING BLAAAAAAAH <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because this thread no longer inspires quality comedy. It has degenerated into something I'd prefer a three-hour epic on Jar-Jar Binks to. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Darth T Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 On eben hawk Exile: mira Mira: what Exile i hate green Mira:... Exile: so Mira: you want my to wear some red Exile:... Mira: what Exile: lose it Mira: what Exile: damn Mira: what Exile: i got DS points Mira: yessss. Exile: wait Mira:... Exile: i already got you Mira: grr Exile: noooo Mira: what Exile: oh. your not changing to Hannhar Mira: wanna make a bet Duxn Exile: i hate making bets Aton: why Hk 47:(question) why does she have hers on her chest handmadien: those are difrent Visas: yeah shes a girl Hk 47:(fritened question) was her meat bags cut off? Exile: no shes a girl and that is her- T3 m4:beep bo bep weep Exile: Yeah girls don't have them Kriea: Hk 47 go back to the ship Hk 47: (random question) are you a girl Kriea: die *pulls light saber* Hk 47: (threat) you are obsolite you must go into eternal slumber Aton: go Hk Hk 47: (statment Threat) you will go with alive and must suffer to die Aton: kill me please Hk 47: agrement GoTo:buzzz beep Exile what! Aton what did it say GoTo: (translator on line) cough cough droid language is tough Mira: ok i worked my shift at the deli Mandalore: ... Exile: i think he is Aton: dead.......... yesssssss Exile: he was my anti-drug Mira: really Exile: please sex is way beter Hk 47: (confused qustion) who is this sex Exile: wanna see Hk 47: (gleefull response) ok! Later on the ebon hawk Mira: that was fun Exile: totaly Mira: it's better when you don't smoke Exile: your my anti drug Hk 47: (confsed) i thaught she was mira... what about sex? Exile: never watch us have sex again Mira: yeah Exile: with all the "may i try" and the "would my vibrator function help me?" Hk 47: (statment) at least you are no aton on iziz Aton: I thaught naked with kriea is the worst threat but when she uses mind conrtrol to have sex...KILL ME <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thanks, Datrh T, i love it especially the hk line about his vibrator function, pure genius (w00t) :D . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey do you think i have a chance to get drew carrey to reserect the drew carry show?
dragonreborn Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 Mandalore: Suck it Nihilus, Suck it long and suck it hard!
E_Motion Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 Modified dialog for the second Telos Academy visit. ***************************************** Handmaiden: "I am no longer the last of the handmaidens. I am Brianna, the ONLY handmaiden" <pause> "My snotty sisters seem to have disappeared."
jodo kast 5 Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 On eben hawk Exile: mira Mira: what Exile i hate green Mira:... Exile: so Mira: you want my to wear some red Exile:... Mira: what Exile: lose it Mira: what Exile: damn Mira: what Exile: i got DS points Mira: yessss. Exile: wait Mira:... Exile: i already got you Mira: grr Exile: noooo Mira: what Exile: oh. your not changing to Hannhar Mira: wanna make a bet Duxn Exile: i hate making bets Aton: why Hk 47:(question) why does she have hers on her chest handmadien: those are difrent Visas: yeah shes a girl Hk 47:(fritened question) was her meat bags cut off? Exile: no shes a girl and that is her- T3 m4:beep bo bep weep Exile: Yeah girls don't have them Kriea: Hk 47 go back to the ship Hk 47: (random question) are you a girl Kriea: die *pulls light saber* Hk 47: (threat) you are obsolite you must go into eternal slumber Aton: go Hk Hk 47: (statment Threat) you will go with alive and must suffer to die Aton: kill me please Hk 47: agrement GoTo:buzzz beep Exile what! Aton what did it say GoTo: (translator on line) cough cough droid language is tough Mira: ok i worked my shift at the deli Mandalore: ... Exile: i think he is Aton: dead.......... yesssssss Exile: he was my anti-drug Mira: really Exile: please sex is way beter Hk 47: (confused qustion) who is this sex Exile: wanna see Hk 47: (gleefull response) ok! Later on the ebon hawk Mira: that was fun Exile: totaly Mira: it's better when you don't smoke Exile: your my anti drug Hk 47: (confsed) i thaught she was mira... what about sex? Exile: never watch us have sex again Mira: yeah Exile: with all the "may i try" and the "would my vibrator function help me?" Hk 47: (statment) at least you are no aton on iziz Aton: I thaught naked with kriea is the worst threat but when she uses mind conrtrol to have sex...KILL ME <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thanks, Datrh T, i love it especially the hk line about his vibrator function, pure genius (w00t) :D . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey do you think i have a chance to get drew carrey to reserect the drew carry show? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> maybe, who knows :D .
DeathScepter Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Revan: Mical , The Exile Never Told you. Mical(the Disciple):what Revan: She doesnt like you also you are very creepy. Mical: No I am "creepy" gay. I am just happy and a metrosexual. Revan: Have you ever wonder why she likes Atton more than you? Mical: No Really Tell me Revan: First off, you have more than "admire" her clothes and Many times looked at Atton's ass more than once. Also You are quite Prissy in a bad way. Also She suspect you to be more than just a pretty boy. Mical: what are you saying? Revan: She think that you might be gay. Mical: Because I am gay Revan: Well Can you be least not as Creppy. Mical: How? Revan: There is a good Dental Plan for the Republic and the Jedi order to fix your teeth. That is a Start. Also you have very bad hair. So does Brianna the Handmaiden. Mical: Who Revan: The Pretty Echani girl in the Starport at Telos. Mical: Oh Revan: Btw did I see you at the Dantooine many years ago? Mical: yes I was. Revan: Do you really want to learn about the Force? Mical: yes but the Exile is Training. Revan: I can really train you in the ways of the Force. Mical: But you were Sith. Revan: I am both yet neither. I can teach you more honestly and make you as you want. I am an impartial teacher. Mical: But I have to "Learn" about the dark Side. Revan: True but I will teach you to be Stronger than you will take yourself with the Exile. I do know you learn many thing from the Exile. Yet there is more than the Exile knows. For I have been to the farest region in learning about. Will you join me? Mical: Yes I will join you Personally I would like to see that Scene happen in Kotor 3 if it happens.
jodo kast 5 Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Mira:I love you jodo Me:love you too(Mira and Jodo have a long kiss :D :D ) hk-47:statement-go get a room , meatbags. Unforunately that will never happen ,damn lucasarts. :angry:
Calax Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Exile:Disiple? Disiple:Yes? Exile:Go sit in a corner and think about what you have done. Disiple: er... Exile:Do i have to force you? Disiple: No ::slinks off:: Atton:Pure Paz- ow son of a... Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
jodo kast 5 Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Bao-dur: My mother was a tree. Mira: No, Hanharr, I'm not going to be your sex slave again. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pure GOLD (w00t) :D "
WinterSun Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Revan:y'know Mission,your head-tails would make great handlebars. " Dark Side SCORE!! master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Musopticon? Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Hardi-har. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Ioini Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 (My Exile wears a counter terriost mask because he felt guilty giving into his anger during the Mandorloian wars.) Handmaiden: Take off that mask and I want to look at the face of my lover. Exile: I...I..can't. I disgrace myself by showing my scar... Handmaiden: Don't worry I won't tell anyone... Exile: Ok Brianna. *Removes mask and it shows a man in his 20s and has spiked hair* Handmaiden: Now kiss me... Man I wish she'd just say something like that in the game! And if I had a masked character face...*shakes fist*
Petay Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Revan:y'know Mission,your head-tails would make great handlebars. " Dark Side SCORE!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahaha, that is genius, although quite sickening considering Mission is meant to be about 14 [i think] "
witchzenka Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 She's 14 in the first one - therefore 19 in the second. -Zenka The Evil Cow http://kotorsocial.suddenlaunch3.com/index.cgi
DeathScepter Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 btw who wants a Masked Revan/Exile for gameplay inorder for that the Scene?
jodo kast 5 Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Revan:y'know Mission,your head-tails would make great handlebars. " Dark Side SCORE!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahaha, that is genius, although quite sickening considering Mission is meant to be about 14 [i think] " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> how is it sickening, i dont understand .
BicycleOfDeath Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 *Handmaided finds shortlightsaber* Does it vibrate too? :-X Stand Your Convictions and You Will Walk Alone.
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