EnderAndrew Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I don't need sexual innuendo from the game. I would prefer a few more "Star Wars" lines. They did include someone saying, "I've got a bad feeling about this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marajade13 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Atton (right after being trained as a Jedi. Boards Ebon Hawk. Acts as though looking for someone.): **sing-song voice** Oh, Miiicaaal... Where aaaare youuuuu? (Pulls out lightsaber, begins heading to Medical room.) I have something to shoooow youuuu.... **laughs** Mical: Uh, Atton.... What are you...? AH! Exile! Help me! (Exile passes down hall at that moment. Surveys what is about to happen.) Exile: Hmmm... I thought I heard something.... Must be going crazy... **shakes head, as if clearing thoughts** I guess I'll go practice meditating with Kreia on the other side of the ship ... Oh! Hello Atton! (continues towards Kreia's room) (Disciple looks after her helplessly) (Atton grins, rubs hands together maliciously.) (Screen fades to black) (High pitched scream.) (Screen focuses on Med Lab. Disciple no where to be seen. Atton is whistling, acting innocent.) " that would make me happy... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abkhome Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 carth [when he meets exile on telos]: if you see revan just tell him that admiral onasi is doing his orders.... and the pizzas should be there in 30 minets. lol (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 atton (when seeing male exile for the first time): hey sexy, hows it going (w00t) *hides from atton fangirls* :ph34r: when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Atton is probably closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 atton (when seeing male exile for the first time): hey sexy, hows it going (w00t) *hides from atton fangirls* :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atton just begging to be left on Peragus. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I would have liked to see a bit more sarcasm from him. We has very talkative, and pretty entertaining on Peragus, and he didn't get enough dialogue down the stretch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Dark Jedi Robe: 100 credits. Red lightsaber: 350 credits. Bribing people to acquire more political power: 65.000 credits. A battle-ready Sith starfleet: 450.000.000.000 credits. Standing on a command deck with wrinkly skin and yellow eyes ruling the galaxy: Priceless. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroFantasy Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I wish they put someone like Colonel Jack O'Neill in the game (w00t) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 We has very talkative, <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mesa don't understand what yousa saying! :D ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixion Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Mira: I'm the head of this little pack, and I say I get the Exile.Handmaiden: He's mine. We have fought. Thats like raw sex to an Echani. Visas: Big deal. We have looked upon each other. Hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I wish they put someone like Colonel Jack O'Neill in the game (w00t) :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll second that. Or Rodney (Stargate: Atlantis). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abkhome Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Atton: i am going to look at you when we talk on the ship from now on not just stand up..... ---------------- handmaiden: attris says that you are more powerfull than she is ---------------- Kreia: i am leaveing you now and my friend jolie Bindol is taking my place...YEAH ---------------- Visa: why did my name have to be a credit card company.... ---------------- mandalor: i hope these tubs in front of my mouth don't get cut or broken, there my air suply, even thou i can still get poisened.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamethrower Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Kreia: i am leaveing you now and my friend jolie Bindol is taking my place...YEAH If only that could really happen....*sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Visa: why did my name have to be a credit card company.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Visas: You seen my brother Johnny? ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth T Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 at peragus Exile taking the stuff from the dead body Kriea: find your stuff amoung the dead Exile: it's cheaper @ss ho** Kriea: don't mess with a sith lord! Exile: so Kriea: what do you mean "so" Exile: i bought the stratagy guide with the game kriea: **** Exile: thats right later at malachor 5 for the last time Exile: wanna fight Kriea: me? Exile: nah the stupid droid Kriea: ok lets fight Exile: lets make a bet Kriea: huh? Exile: if i win you have to use the force to get handmadien and visas to run around naked Kriea: and if i win? Exile: ... Kriea: what? Exile: if you win ... i'll just load the game up and fight you again Kriea: lets just fight Later at duxn Exile: see aton i knew id get them to do it Aton: pass me a beer Exile:... Aton: bastered! GET ME A BEER! Exile: wanna fight Aton:... Exile: if i win you have to get naked with kriea Aton: and if i win Exile: come on. Aton: what Exile: i bet remote could beat you. Aton: wanna make a bet Later at iziz Exile running throught iziz naked Aton: hahaha Visas: i bet your to wuss to go and streak too Aton: wanna bet Visas: if you don't you spend a night streaking with kriea streaking Aton: uhh That night at the ebon hawk Exile: can't look to ugly Visas: yeah lets just go have sex Exile: we can take a room sudenly the game crashes down owner of the X-BOX MOTHER ****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 at peragus Exile taking the stuff from the dead body Kriea: find your stuff amoung the dead Exile: it's cheaper @ss ho** Kriea: don't mess with a sith lord! Exile: so Kriea: what do you mean "so" Exile: i bought the stratagy guide with the game kriea: **** Exile: thats right later at malachor 5 for the last time Exile: wanna fight Kriea: me? Exile: nah the stupid droid Kriea: ok lets fight Exile: lets make a bet Kriea: huh? Exile: if i win you have to use the force to get handmadien and visas to run around naked Kriea: and if i win? Exile: ... Kriea: what? Exile: if you win ... i'll just load the game up and fight you again Kriea: lets just fight Later at duxn Exile: see aton i knew id get them to do it Aton: pass me a beer Exile:... Aton: bastered! GET ME A BEER! Exile: wanna fight Aton:... Exile: if i win you have to get naked with kriea Aton: and if i win Exile: come on. Aton: what Exile: i bet remote could beat you. Aton: wanna make a bet Later at iziz Exile running throught iziz naked Aton: hahaha Visas: i bet your to wuss to go and streak too Aton: wanna bet Visas: if you don't you spend a night streaking with kriea streaking Aton: uhh That night at the ebon hawk Exile: can't look to ugly Visas: yeah lets just go have sex Exile: we can take a room sudenly the game crashes down owner of the X-BOX MOTHER ****** <{POST_SNAPBACK}> very funny (w00t) ,can you do one of Mira? PLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abkhome Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 kreia: exile when will you learn i will never give you a straight answer so stop talking to me.... ------------- atton: i havn't said anything thats not pazzak related since peragus.... ------------- HK: meatbags rock.... ------------- GOTO: i am really just a droid, there is no man named GOTO he's just a fake holigram..... seriously who would name there kid GOTO lol..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacharia Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Careful jaguars4ever, you are encouraging me to write more lame copy and paste geek humor. This one is for K1, though. (Malak, having told that revan has defeated the Star Forge's droids, startes into space, musing.) Officer: My lord! Malak (Making a decision): Take off every 'sith'!! Malak: You know what you doing. Malak: Move 'sith'. Malak: For great justice. I think the HK-50's would be much more sinister if they had the Push-robot AI as their main assassination protocol. Imagine conversation like this while trying to contact Atton at Peragus: Exile - Hello! Are you there? HK-50 - Answer: Hello. PAK CHOOIE UNF Exile - Where is my friend, droid? HK-50 - Statement: He cannot use commlink now. He has gone down the turbolift. Exile - Nonono! Is he alright, droid? HK-50 - Answer: I am not a droid of that type to examine. HK-50 - Query: Do you have a turbolift at your location? Exile - noo, you cannot come here go away droid, you are scaring me HK-50 - Request: Please tell me where you are so I may -> I may come and help you. Heh, I doubt that many people recognise that Space Robot Bonanza reference. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Somethingawful.com ? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weiser_Cain Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Kreia: Ok this is what all this meant.... Yaw devs, Yaw!!! ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth T Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 On eben hawk Exile: mira Mira: what Exile i hate green Mira:... Exile: so Mira: you want my to wear some red Exile:... Mira: what Exile: lose it Mira: what Exile: damn Mira: what Exile: i got DS points Mira: yessss. Exile: wait Mira:... Exile: i already got you Mira: grr Exile: noooo Mira: what Exile: oh. your not changing to Hannhar Mira: wanna make a bet Duxn Exile: i hate making bets Aton: why Hk 47:(question) why does she have hers on her chest handmadien: those are difrent Visas: yeah shes a girl Hk 47:(fritened question) was her meat bags cut off? Exile: no shes a girl and that is her- T3 m4:beep bo bep weep Exile: Yeah girls don't have them Kriea: Hk 47 go back to the ship Hk 47: (random question) are you a girl Kriea: die *pulls light saber* Hk 47: (threat) you are obsolite you must go into eternal slumber Aton: go Hk Hk 47: (statment Threat) you will go with alive and must suffer to die Aton: kill me please Hk 47: agrement GoTo:buzzz beep Exile what! Aton what did it say GoTo: (translator on line) cough cough droid language is tough Mira: ok i worked my shift at the deli Mandalore: ... Exile: i think he is Aton: dead.......... yesssssss Exile: he was my anti-drug Mira: really Exile: please sex is way beter Hk 47: (confused qustion) who is this sex Exile: wanna see Hk 47: (gleefull response) ok! Later on the ebon hawk Mira: that was fun Exile: totaly Mira: it's better when you don't smoke Exile: your my anti drug Hk 47: (confsed) i thaught she was mira... what about sex? Exile: never watch us have sex again Mira: yeah Exile: with all the "may i try" and the "would my vibrator function help me?" Hk 47: (statment) at least you are no aton on iziz Aton: I thaught naked with kriea is the worst threat but when she uses mind conrtrol to have sex...KILL ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Exile: Kreia Kreia: what Exile: get off Kreia: what? Exile: I don't like you, you cryptic and evil Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Kreia: but Exile: I don't care just get off and eat your jello. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 On eben hawk Exile: mira Mira: what Exile i hate green Mira:... Exile: so Mira: you want my to wear some red Exile:... Mira: what Exile: lose it Mira: what Exile: damn Mira: what Exile: i got DS points Mira: yessss. Exile: wait Mira:... Exile: i already got you Mira: grr Exile: noooo Mira: what Exile: oh. your not changing to Hannhar Mira: wanna make a bet Duxn Exile: i hate making bets Aton: why Hk 47:(question) why does she have hers on her chest handmadien: those are difrent Visas: yeah shes a girl Hk 47:(fritened question) was her meat bags cut off? Exile: no shes a girl and that is her- T3 m4:beep bo bep weep Exile: Yeah girls don't have them Kriea: Hk 47 go back to the ship Hk 47: (random question) are you a girl Kriea: die *pulls light saber* Hk 47: (threat) you are obsolite you must go into eternal slumber Aton: go Hk Hk 47: (statment Threat) you will go with alive and must suffer to die Aton: kill me please Hk 47: agrement GoTo:buzzz beep Exile what! Aton what did it say GoTo: (translator on line) cough cough droid language is tough Mira: ok i worked my shift at the deli Mandalore: ... Exile: i think he is Aton: dead.......... yesssssss Exile: he was my anti-drug Mira: really Exile: please sex is way beter Hk 47: (confused qustion) who is this sex Exile: wanna see Hk 47: (gleefull response) ok! Later on the ebon hawk Mira: that was fun Exile: totaly Mira: it's better when you don't smoke Exile: your my anti drug Hk 47: (confsed) i thaught she was mira... what about sex? Exile: never watch us have sex again Mira: yeah Exile: with all the "may i try" and the "would my vibrator function help me?" Hk 47: (statment) at least you are no aton on iziz Aton: I thaught naked with kriea is the worst threat but when she uses mind conrtrol to have sex...KILL ME <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thanks, Datrh T, i love it especially the hk line about his vibrator function, pure genius (w00t) :D . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Dev:And God Said Where the hell is Revan, and there was Revan Dev:And God Said Let their be plots that work and party member quests Revan: Plot's, quests? Dev: Yes the plot's and quests HK:i mention a droid factory but i never go their Kreia: and i have to do a halfassed job tying everything else up Revan:WHY MEEEEEEE Dev: because you were so succesful before we thought you could do it again. Kudo's to figure out where i got the basis for this Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abkhome Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Dev:And God Said Where the hell is Revan, and there was RevanDev:And God Said Let their be plots that work and party member quests Revan: Plot's, quests? Dev: Yes the plot's and quests HK:i mention a droid factory but i never go their Kreia: and i have to do a halfassed job tying everything else up Revan:WHY MEEEEEEE Dev: because you were so succesful before we thought you could do it again. Kudo's to figure out where i got the basis for this <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i've got to ask calax.... who is dev lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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