Conspiracy Theorist Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Well, the title sums it up pretty well, but here it is: A long time ago in a galaxy far away... A scarred figure sits in his mediation chamber, sensing a presence behind him, he turns around, "Why have you disturbed me?" "Ah, Lord Vader, we're detecting multiple spatial anomalies occuring off our port bow, we thought you should know." "Very well, Captain, I'll join you on the bridge." The nervous looking captain spins on his heels and retreats to the turbolift. Meanwhile... A white armored elite paces on the bridge of a purple bulbous ship, the flagship of the Covenant navy. In slipstream formation behind him is the entire covenant armada, they are on a quest to find another Halo, since they screwed up the last two. A grunt cautiously approaches. "we've detected a human vessel, captain" ,the grunt yips, "How shall we proceed?". "Humans? Here? Impossible, nothing has survived in this galaxy far away in over a millenia!" He thinks for a moment... clicking his jaws together he turns to the crew: "We will show those infidels who they are dealing with, ready the fighters and raise the shields, we're going to destroy those meddling humans!" Who will win? My money is on the Empire, although I think the covenant have a fighting chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se We've got death star. That's all I got to say about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 I never played Halo, though I have to say the Empire, because the Empire consists of humans (us) and the humans are always the good guys when it's us against the aliens, and the good guys always win . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessSarah Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 *tear, sniff* This brings me back to those old SW vs. ST fights we had on WBS. The Empire, all the way. Proud purveyor, owner and operator of the Wonder Twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 At lest its not the Daleks versus the Federation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertHawk Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Daleks kill anything. Except when they wear hats. ^_^ Goooo, Tom Baker! Honestly, I would say tie. Empire may have Vader, but the Cov have those energy shields. Plus stormtroopers can't really shoot well. But in a space battle? It'd be who has the most ships. I'm tempted again to say Cov because, well, look at what they did to the Autumn something or other. Fnord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jedi Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 st owns sw owns covenant owns aliens owns daleks owns et hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Theorist Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 If it stayed space battle, I think the Empire would win, but looking at the tactics used by the covenant, in Halo 1 and 2 they always attempt boarding, rather successfully. You put a couple squads of Elites in there, with some jackels, plust hunters...Looks pretty bad for the Empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 But we got death star. And the power to destroy a world is inconsequencial in comparison the power of the Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Death Star > All. fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errantry Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Well, if we're saying the Force actually exists in a universe where the Empire and Covenant coexist . . . then methinks the Empire would be winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Are you trying to suggest that they don't exist? I grabbed a beer with Joe, I mean Palpatine last night. He's a hell of a poker player. He practially knows what everyone has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errantry Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 ''Practically''? Did he also get mysteriously good hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyanden Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 what if they capture the death star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessSarah Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Dark Side rules! (And we have great dental...) Proud purveyor, owner and operator of the Wonder Twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jedi Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 whether the covenant beast the dark side or not is irrelevant whenthey all get owned by the borg hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertHawk Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Dark Side rules! (And we have great dental...) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Really?! Ooo! I'll have to find me a "master" now. Now who do we know who is a master of all things evil?...I think it is time to poke our good friend Hades. Fnord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 I'd have to say Covenant. Looking at past fictional history; the Empire got pwned by furry little animals with twigs and rocks for weapons. The Covenant got pwned (but only part of it) by an elite cyborg warrior, and a sh!tload of Marines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jedi Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 light side has better life insurance than dark side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Light side gives you force-ghosty-ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessSarah Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Yeah, those sneaky Light Side jerks one upped us on their life insurance policy....*mutters* Proud purveyor, owner and operator of the Wonder Twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Dark Side gives you zotty-zotty. Life insurance, or zotty-zotty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessSarah Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 I'm all about the zotty-zotty. Proud purveyor, owner and operator of the Wonder Twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Zotty-zotty would be Force Storm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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