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Funny Stuff - Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it

Serrano

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rjshae

rjshae

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After getting off the plane in Sydney, the man waits to go through Australian customs.

"Do you have anything to declare?" asks the Australian customs officer.

"No" replies the British man.

"Do you have a criminal record?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't know that was still a requirement."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

Malcador

Malcador

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Malcador

Malcador

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5 minutes ago, Hurlshort said:

Next they will be pushing the algebraic agenda!

Forcing BEDMAS on our kids.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Gromnir

Gromnir

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HA! Good Fun!

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

Raithe

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

Raithe

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And if you want to add another element of joyous,  look up Daniel Craig's reaction to the above..

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

majestic

majestic

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How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trump will just declare that the lightbulb has been replaced, and everyone's applauding in utter darkness. 

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No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

Malcador

Malcador

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Here's the pitch..... Eugenics.  

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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