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Funny Stuff - Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it


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After getting off the plane in Sydney, the man waits to go through Australian customs.

"Do you have anything to declare?" asks the Australian customs officer.

"No" replies the British man.

"Do you have a criminal record?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't know that was still a requirement."

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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