17 hours ago, Raithe said:

I know this is just a gag thread, but having done some cyber security courses for my job, the vendor had a video covering a study that says goatse, 'rickrolling' and other famous meme link gags - has not improved cybersecurity awareness across the world's population. Surprised me.

I use chatGPT quite a bit, and for the most part while it's been pretty good at sounding professional but whenever I've asked it to communicate like a real person would speak or to tell a joke it hasn't really sounded authentic or funny. ChatGPT 4o seems a lot better at this though. I asked it to tell me a joke in the style of Louis CK and this is what it came up with and it's amazing;

"You ever notice how people say 'sleep like a baby'? Really? Like a baby? Have you ever met a baby? Babies don't sleep! They wake up every two hours screaming and demanding attention. You want to sleep like a baby? Try downing three espressos and letting a raccoon loose in your bedroom. That's baby sleep for you. I want to sleep like a cat. Those guys have it figured out. They sleep 18 hours a day, wake up just long enough to eat and give you a look that says, 'You’re still here?' Then they go right back to sleep. That’s the life, man. I want that!"

 

Edited June 10, 20241 yr by Serrano

funny, I consider myself single player enjoyer. Bun man DoTA will never let you leave!

On 6/11/2024 at 4:08 AM, Chilloutman said:

funny, I consider myself single player enjoyer. Bun man DoTA will never let you leave!

Same here. I kinda just messed around with DbD until I fully quit the multiplayer environment. Usually with OOTP Baseball, which induces rage for other reasons. And that's my joke.

I am way too proud of this joke I have heard:

Knock knock

who's there?
 

Ike 

Ike who?

Ike farted

"The Boy Who Cried Wolf" except instead it's just The Critical Drinker, Star Wars Theory and other YouTube "personalities" telling you that this is it, they're "done with Star Wars".
Until the next video.

I was goaded into watching a video by The Critical Drinker while writing my posts about Star Trek: Picard. It took about five minutes of him making a semi-decent point about why it is bad until he came to the conclusion it is because diversity and because that woman admiral was allowed to yell at Picard. I stopped watching and had YouTube never recommend me a video of his again. Picard was bad for a myriad of reasons, that old, cantankerous admiral yelling at him certainly was not one of them.

Gee, unfriendly and unsympathetic female admirals in Star Trek, what a novelty. Must be this woke crap.

14 minutes ago, majestic said:

I was goaded into watching a video by The Critical Drinker while writing my posts about Star Trek: Picard. It took about five minutes of him making a semi-decent point about why it is bad until he came to the conclusion it is because diversity and because that woman admiral was allowed to yell at Picard. I stopped watching and had YouTube never recommend me a video of his again. Picard was bad for a myriad of reasons, that old, cantankerous admiral yelling at him certainly was not one of them.

Gee, unfriendly and unsympathetic female admirals in Star Trek, what a novelty. Must be this woke crap.

It's a shame, because "The Critical Drinker" sounds like a good name for a ****tail channel. I guess that doesn't pay as much as "Star Trek: Picard CUCKS Riker" or whatever 20 minute rants they can **** out.

4 minutes ago, Gfted1 said:

Fun fact, the Navy has a deal with Subway so Subway will always be on a naval base.

8 hours ago, rjshae said:

well i don't know anyone arguing that, everyone hating on EVs is complaining about batteries...

Ill see myself out.

^^ Why are your links always dead for me. 

ahh, work filter says :

URL: thechive.com/

Category: questionable

 

 

2 hours ago, Gorgon said:

ahh, work filter says :

URL: thechive.com/

Category: questionable

Yeah, theres no nudity or profanity but theres plenty of bikinis/underwear that skirt the line. Definitely NSFW.