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January 28, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 29, 20224 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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January 29, 20224 yr

May be an image of text that says 'WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO COLLECT YOUR SPOUSE'S LIFE INSURANCE, BUT YOU NEED IT TO LOOK LIKE NATURAL CAUSES. wnaewawa'

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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January 29, 20224 yr

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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January 29, 20224 yr

Out of Context DnD quote:

“You could use the rest of your turn to feel existential terror at the weight of the atrocity you just committed.”

“No, that’s a standard action.”

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 29, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 29, 20224 yr

4 hours ago, teknoman2 said:

So that is why so many bad guys in written campaigns have such unintentionally hilarious names in Swedish 😂

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Elak_Sarda

https://translate.google.com/?sl=sv&tl=en&text=elak&op=translate

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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January 29, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 29, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

January 29, 20224 yr

"How do you kill that?"
"Dynamite and chickens."
"... Chickens?"
“They’re bait. You kill the chicken, tie on a stick of dynamite, light it up, and throw it into the path of the black willow.”
“I suppose that’s humane, since you kill the chicken first.”
“You don’t want a frightened chicken with a lit stick of dynamite tied to it running around.”

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 29, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 30, 20224 yr

May be an image of text

@Hurlshot

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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January 30, 20224 yr

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe.

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January 31, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 31, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 31, 20224 yr

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 31, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 1, 20224 yr

Author

On 1/30/2022 at 12:33 AM, Azdeus said:

So that is why so many bad guys in written campaigns have such unintentionally hilarious names in Swedish 😂

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Elak_Sarda

https://translate.google.com/?sl=sv&tl=en&text=elak&op=translate

Speaking of IKEA... best IKEA advertising ever! (and it's not even a commercial)

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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February 1, 20224 yr

On 1/29/2022 at 3:33 PM, Azdeus said:

So that is why so many bad guys in written campaigns have such unintentionally hilarious names in Swedish 😂

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Elak_Sarda

https://translate.google.com/?sl=sv&tl=en&text=elak&op=translate

Apparently Sarda means sardinian in Italian, so his name is extra great. xD

Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing

What is glass but tortured sand?
Never forget! '12.01.13.

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February 1, 20224 yr

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 1, 20224 yr

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2 hours ago, Oner said:

Apparently Sarda means sardinian in Italian, so his name is extra great. xD

Maybe it's a pun on Evil Sardines?...

Aka "surströmming" 😟

Edit: Nurgle cultists trying out "Evil Sardines"

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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February 1, 20224 yr

Surströmming is made from herring, not sardines. 🧐

Also, Surströmming von Herring is a decent villain name. And surströmming itself would make an excellent villain. 👆😶

February 1, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 1, 20224 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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February 1, 20224 yr

5 hours ago, Gorth said:

Maybe it's a pun on Evil Sardines?...

Aka "surströmming" 😟

Edit: Nurgle cultists trying out "Evil Sardines"

Not even Nurgle himself would be a match to surströmming... Maybe Slaanesh though, they love that sick bastard likes to self-flagellate and try "new experiences" 🤢

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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