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Midnight Mass, episodes 4 and 5

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Midnight Mass:

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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Star Dreck, Venal Disease, season 4, episode 3:

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Current Burnham crying counter still at 1:3.

Please excuse me while I go slit my wrists. I hear bloodletting causes a sensation of euphoria, which is why it was used as treatment during the Dark Age. It didn't help any with the actual disease you had, but you didn't care for a while. :yes:

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  On 12/3/2021 at 12:18 AM, majestic said:

Star Dreck, Venal Disease, season 4, episode 3:

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If I were generous I'd count her impersonation of alt universe bondage Tilly back in S1 as some sort of diplomatic mission, at least.

 

 

Wheel of Time ep5: TLDR; not a fan of this one at all, possibly worse than Ep1. Changes stuff that doesn't need changing, badly unfocused, and then doesn't change stuff that actually does need changing because you've changed other stuff.

Note: includes fairly extensive book spoilers this time

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  On 12/3/2021 at 12:18 AM, majestic said:

Please excuse me while I go slit my wrists. I hear bloodletting causes a sensation of euphoria

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Yeah, my best friend of about ~10 years ago used to slit her wrists, and that's more or less what she said about it. Feels good to hurt in a controlled manner that you caused, I guess. It's probably more enjoyable than watching that show - maybe it'll even free you of your OCD that makes you keep doing so, :yes:.

(Serious note to everyone: don't start slitting your wrists, the two people I personally know that did...well, one of them is dead and the other has plenty of regrets about it and many other things, but thankfully doesn't do anything of that nature anymore. All forms of self-harm stink.)

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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  On 12/3/2021 at 3:44 AM, Zoraptor said:

If I were generous I'd count her impersonation of alt universe bondage Tilly back in S1 as some sort of diplomatic mission, at least.

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Series squandered being generous within, like, ten minutes of the pilot. :p

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  On 12/3/2021 at 8:31 AM, Bartimaeus said:

Yeah, my best friend of about ~10 years ago used to slit her wrists, and that's more or less what she said about it. Feels good to hurt in a controlled manner that you caused, I guess. It's probably more enjoyable than watching that show - maybe it'll even free you of your OCD that makes you keep doing so, :yes:.

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Driving a rusty nail through your nether regions is probably more enjoyable than watching Star Trek Discovery. I'm also pretty sure that won't help, and I have no desire to try.

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  On 12/3/2021 at 8:31 AM, Bartimaeus said:

(Serious note to everyone: don't start slitting your wrists, the two people I personally know that did...well, one of them is dead and the other has plenty of regrets about it and many other things, but thankfully doesn't do anything of that nature anymore. All forms of self-harm stink.)

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There's no way I'd ever engange in self-inflicted harm that in any form causes actual damage to my skin. Warm water starts to hurt at a temperature that everyone else I know considers too cold to shower with, any form of cutting or tearing is just out of the question.

But yeah, get help instead of inflicting self harm, that's a much better approach. More difficult too, I imagine, but much better.

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WoT spoilers re Egwene (show and book)

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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Wheel of Time episode 1.

To be more accurate maybe 15 minutes of it because I was busy doing other things. It's corny and feels like a CW show with a bigger budget. I don't see any reason to keep up with it.

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"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

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  On 12/4/2021 at 7:04 AM, Bartimaeus said:

What is up with making female characters the worst in big franchises these days? Weakness and failure is not a bad thing, guys - it's what makes your characters human (not to mention interesting), and for a "classic" character, that's part of what makes it that much sweeter when they finally start to succeed.

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While the answer it trite you really can't get around the Galbrush Paradox as an explanation; anything other than consistent strength and competence is seen as sexist when applied to a female character.

And unfortunately that tends to lead to boring characters who cannot get character development because they're already fully developed. To be frank I find that idea to be the intellectual equivalent of expecting all women to be bikini models looks wise.

So for Egwene...

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Five episodes in and I think the pilot is the weakest of the bunch with WoT. The world feels less janky and more expansive.

There are still moments I'm having the "How the crap is that change going to work??!" before settling back and doing the "show as a companion piece to the books, not a literal translation of the books" moment.

Finally have Loial on screen, and while there are potential issues with his looks - they've pushed practical prosthetics that can be used again and again vs CGI that might see the character sidelined due to budget issues - but the voice, character and delivery are pretty much spot on. That and the library introduction sequence between him and Rand was almost spot on to the book.

For the subtle note, I did enjoy the lurking presence of Padan Fain hiding in the background of some of the shots of the boys moving through the city.

 

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Also of note for the uber-WoT geeks out there: The panning shot when Mat and Rand arrive to look out over Tar Valon?  To be there looking over the river and seeing the city and Dragonmount in the background...  Would mean at some point they've gone from west to east, crossed the river, headed north, and now have to cross back over from east to west.

Apparently all roads do lead to Tar Valon, but possibly via euclidian geometry.

 

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Cowboy Bebop.

I don't hate it like some others, but it is very much lesser than the anime. Honestly it would have worked better if they did more adapting and less translating, too many of the frames recreating frames from the anime just look awkward. As a show though, it's not nearly as bad as Wheel of Time.

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Midnight Mass, finale.

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I think I'll give The Haunting of Bly Manor a shot now. :)

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  On 12/3/2021 at 3:44 AM, Zoraptor said:

Wheel of Time ep5: TLDR; not a fan of this one at all, possibly worse than Ep1. Changes stuff that doesn't need changing, badly unfocused, and then doesn't change stuff that actually does need changing because you've changed other stuff.

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I think this is the best description of the series so far.
 

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So am I, though I started a month or so before the series dropped (and am up to Shadow Rising)

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  On 12/5/2021 at 12:09 AM, majestic said:

Midnight Mass, finale.

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I think I'll give The Haunting of Bly Manor a shot now. :)

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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Well, look at me going into hypercritical mode in spite of really enjoying the series.

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