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Funny Stuff: Return of the Funny

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As George Carlin would put it if he were alive: Trump was never going to win this election because the owners of USA don't want a president who is not financially dependent on them.

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Further proof that adding Meshuggah to any video instantly makes it better:

     

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    On 11/7/2020 at 9:39 AM, Raithe said:

    And just for that mental disturbance...

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    It took me a couple days to pin it down, but I kept think femriker looked super familiar. Laura Prepon from that 70's Show and Orange is the New Black.

    With Motherhood, Laura Prepon Directs A New Episode

    Also Wesley is clearly Winona Ryder.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I think this has to be one of my favourites:

     

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    I always find this a classic...

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    On 11/7/2020 at 10:32 AM, Raithe said:

    2020.

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    Works well for status updates on my work.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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