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Most common one I come across is when UPS/DHL/Fedex damages their package.

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33 minutes ago, injurai said:

EA Announcing Battlefront 3 Foreplay Pass.

It's what GTA 6 is going to be like.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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On 11/3/2019 at 3:17 AM, teknoman2 said:

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Football Manager players as well.

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7 minutes ago, Raithe said:

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Along those lines, that's what makes Flat Earth such an absurdly preposterous conspiracy theory. The crazy number of people that would have had to be in on it, the ungodly amounts of money and effort it would take to keep up the ruse over all these centuries, and for what?

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12 minutes ago, Keyrock said:

Along those lines, that's what makes Flat Earth such an absurdly preposterous conspiracy theory. The crazy number of people that would have had to be in on it, the ungodly amounts of money and effort it would take to keep up the ruse over all these centuries, and for what?

Globalism.  

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1 hour ago, rjshae said:

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

i bet most of them are trolls on it just for fun of it 

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4 hours ago, Chilloutman said:

i bet most of them are trolls on it just for fun of it 

My theory is that Flat Earth Theory, and I'm talking recently, not hundreds of years ago, started as a group of trolls on Reddit, 4chan, or whatever message boards, and more trolls joined in. Then some really gullible people came along (and history has shown again and again that there is no shortage of gullible people) that were not in on the joke and failed to recognize that it was a joke, and they jumped on it. The trolls, recognizing that they had a bite, set the hook and reeled the dumbasses in and the whole thing has taken off from there.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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