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December 30, 20196 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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December 31, 20196 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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December 31, 20196 yr

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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December 31, 20196 yr

21 hours ago, Malcador said:

Sequel Trilogy fans sure protest a lot. 😛

On 12/29/2019 at 5:02 PM, Raithe said:

The morale of the story is life was better before the internet!

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

December 31, 20196 yr

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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December 31, 20196 yr

It's old news, but ...
Paul Rudd can do no wrong. (King of Wishful Thinking is still my fave tho)
Edit: I can't believe he's 50.

Edited December 31, 20196 yr by LadyCrimson

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe.

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December 31, 20196 yr

J. J. Abrams and Rian Johnson be like:

The teacher is Kevin Smith.

December 31, 20196 yr

When you can't sleep you do stupid things. *crawls back under her fan-nerd rock*

... no, I don't expect anyone to watch 5 minutes. Maybe not even 30 seconds. 😛

Edited December 31, 20196 yr by LadyCrimson

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe.

December 31, 20196 yr

1 hour ago, the_dog_days said:

J. J. Abrams and Rian Johnson be like:

The teacher is Kevin Smith.

Like reading the chatlog on WoW RP servers once Bloodelves arrived. xD

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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December 31, 20196 yr

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December 31, 20196 yr

- 1995: Disney buys ABC
- 2006: Disney buys Pixar
- 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks
- 2009: Disney buys Marvel
- 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms...
- 2015: Disney buys National Geographic
- 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
- 2018: Disney buys Hulu
- 2019: Disney releases Disney Plus
- 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
- 2025: Disney buys Dreamworks
- 2026: Disney buys Sony. Playstation rebranded as Disney Infinity. Playstation Network rebranded as Disney Universe.
- 2028: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros says no.
- 2028: Disney, tries to buy WB through shell corporations. WB finds out and gets hostile.
- 2030: Buys Apple. Apple Watch rebranded as the Mickey Watch.
- 2030: The Church Of Baby Yoda is the largest growing religion in the world.
- 2030: Disney acquires a private military and starts corporate espionage on a large scale.
- 2032: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros. Few die because of the electronic surveillance provided by the "Apple" products most employees of WB use.
- 2033: Disney buys DC comics. Mickey Mouse is now more powerful than Superman.

- 2034: Disney owns the majority of the copyrighted material. Buys off US, EU, and other major powers to honor unlimited copyright for corporate ownership.
- 2035: Disney buys Microsoft. Disney Universe is now expanded further. Master Chief is now a Disney Princess.
- 2038: In the midst of negotiations, for takeover, Google launches escape craft. Departs solar system. Destination unknown.
- 2040: Counter Disney efforts take place. The War on the Black Market starts.
- 2041: Disney claims that Black Market efforts are headed up by small studios. Starts forced corporate takeovers.
- 2042: "Terrorist" attacks on Disney starts.
- 2045: Nuclear explosion destroys Orlando Florida. Black Market Terrorists blamed.
- 2046: Hollywood turns into a war zone. All releases for the next 10 years are CGI due to die off of actors. Disney "Farms" start to raise next generation of actors.
- 2050: Disney buys the United States of America
- 2051: The Disney States of America is born.
- 2052: Disney nukes Hollywood
- 2055: Disney States of America annex's Canada. South Park, an underground resistance to the DSN, releases an episode on the black market deriding the move. It's #1 most viewed South Park Episode of all time.
- 2056: Creators of South Park are declared Terrorists. Manhunt starts.
- 2057: Mexico resists annexation due to the cartels banding together.
- 2058 - 60: War in Mexico results in eventual annexation. South America becomes hot bed of resistance.
- 2061: EU integrates into the DSA. Disney State of the World is born.
- 2062: The UK joins the DSW. BBC is acquired. Doctor Who becomes a Disney Princess.
- 2065: DSW colonizes the Moon.
- 2067: The Moon has its own government under the DSW. The Disney States of the Universe is born.
- 2069: Mars colonization efforts start. Political prisoners used for the initial efforts.
- 2074: The First Mars Civil War starts. Is put down quickly due to orbital strikes.
- 2080: Mars colonization finalized. Disney Land Mars is opened.
- 2083: First mission to Titan is sent out.
- 2086: Proposal for interstellar mission submitted.
- 2088: Second Mars Civil War starts.
- 2090: The Creators of South Park are discovered to be behind the rebellion on Mars. Pluto Team 6 is sent out and they are dispatched.
- 2091: Final resistance is quashed. Construction on Deathstar starts.
- 2092: Total annexation of all remaining world governments is successful except for Switzerland.
- 2094: First faster than light travel occurs. Exploration of close star systems starts.
- 2097: Budding civilizations are found. Monoliths are used to "re-educate" the populations. Those planets are Annexed into the DSU.
- 2100: Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited.

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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December 31, 20196 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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December 31, 20196 yr

2 hours ago, Raithe said:

- 1995: Disney buys ABC
- 2006: Disney buys Pixar
- 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks
- 2009: Disney buys Marvel
- 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms...
- 2015: Disney buys National Geographic
- 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
- 2018: Disney buys Hulu
- 2019: Disney releases Disney Plus
- 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
- 2025: Disney buys Dreamworks
- 2026: Disney buys Sony. Playstation rebranded as Disney Infinity. Playstation Network rebranded as Disney Universe.
- 2028: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros says no.
- 2028: Disney, tries to buy WB through shell corporations. WB finds out and gets hostile.
- 2030: Buys Apple. Apple Watch rebranded as the Mickey Watch.
- 2030: The Church Of Baby Yoda is the largest growing religion in the world.
- 2030: Disney acquires a private military and starts corporate espionage on a large scale.
- 2032: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros. Few die because of the electronic surveillance provided by the "Apple" products most employees of WB use.
- 2033: Disney buys DC comics. Mickey Mouse is now more powerful than Superman.

- 2034: Disney owns the majority of the copyrighted material. Buys off US, EU, and other major powers to honor unlimited copyright for corporate ownership.
- 2035: Disney buys Microsoft. Disney Universe is now expanded further. Master Chief is now a Disney Princess.
- 2038: In the midst of negotiations, for takeover, Google launches escape craft. Departs solar system. Destination unknown.
- 2040: Counter Disney efforts take place. The War on the Black Market starts.
- 2041: Disney claims that Black Market efforts are headed up by small studios. Starts forced corporate takeovers.
- 2042: "Terrorist" attacks on Disney starts.
- 2045: Nuclear explosion destroys Orlando Florida. Black Market Terrorists blamed.
- 2046: Hollywood turns into a war zone. All releases for the next 10 years are CGI due to die off of actors. Disney "Farms" start to raise next generation of actors.
- 2050: Disney buys the United States of America
- 2051: The Disney States of America is born.
- 2052: Disney nukes Hollywood
- 2055: Disney States of America annex's Canada. South Park, an underground resistance to the DSN, releases an episode on the black market deriding the move. It's #1 most viewed South Park Episode of all time.
- 2056: Creators of South Park are declared Terrorists. Manhunt starts.
- 2057: Mexico resists annexation due to the cartels banding together.
- 2058 - 60: War in Mexico results in eventual annexation. South America becomes hot bed of resistance.
- 2061: EU integrates into the DSA. Disney State of the World is born.
- 2062: The UK joins the DSW. BBC is acquired. Doctor Who becomes a Disney Princess.
- 2065: DSW colonizes the Moon.
- 2067: The Moon has its own government under the DSW. The Disney States of the Universe is born.
- 2069: Mars colonization efforts start. Political prisoners used for the initial efforts.
- 2074: The First Mars Civil War starts. Is put down quickly due to orbital strikes.
- 2080: Mars colonization finalized. Disney Land Mars is opened.
- 2083: First mission to Titan is sent out.
- 2086: Proposal for interstellar mission submitted.
- 2088: Second Mars Civil War starts.
- 2090: The Creators of South Park are discovered to be behind the rebellion on Mars. Pluto Team 6 is sent out and they are dispatched.
- 2091: Final resistance is quashed. Construction on Deathstar starts.
- 2092: Total annexation of all remaining world governments is successful except for Switzerland.
- 2094: First faster than light travel occurs. Exploration of close star systems starts.
- 2097: Budding civilizations are found. Monoliths are used to "re-educate" the populations. Those planets are Annexed into the DSU.
- 2100: Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited.

This sounds like a dystonia oligarchy driven nightmare.

January 1, 20206 yr

2 hours ago, the_dog_days said:

This sounds like a dystonia oligarchy driven nightmare.

implying its any different now

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

January 2, 20206 yr

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January 2, 20206 yr

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My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

Currently playing: Roadwarden

January 2, 20206 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 2, 20206 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 3, 20206 yr

My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

Currently playing: Roadwarden

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January 3, 20206 yr

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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January 3, 20206 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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January 3, 20206 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 3, 20206 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 4, 20206 yr

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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