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I heard Revan will accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior, and that Chris Avellone has been born-again.

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

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I heard T3-M4's secret past as a pleasure droid will be revealed later in the game, to the delight of the Ebon Hawk's female crew.

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

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I heard that the totally unexpected 'plot twist' is that the Ebon Hawk will be sucked into a black hole, sending it's crew into a wild space battle with the U.S.S. Enterprise. Captain Picard will be recruitable.

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

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I heard it was only the Voyager and Enterprise casts that were recruitable.

 

They were far superior shows.

Sounds fine to me. A game can never have too many breasts.

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Posted

The Head Sith Lord is actually Mission in a black robe and mask riding on Zaalbar's shoulders. Those wacky kids!

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Posted
The Head Sith Lord is actually Mission in a black robe and mask riding on Zaalbar's shoulders. Those wacky kids!

And they would've gotten away with it too, if not for us meddling kids.

 

 

BTW, Shaggy with a Light Repeating Blaster is a sight to behold.

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I've heard that there will be a force power call 'Force Fart' making the opponent farting, thus restracting him from concentrating on the combat. Female NPC will loose all ongoing force powers due to embaressment, and Male will do the same, but instead it will be because they couldn't stop laughing at themselves.

 

 

*This force power is restricted to the prestigeclass more known as 'Jedi Master' only*

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Posted
The Head Sith Lord is actually Mission in a black robe and mask riding on Zaalbar's shoulders. Those wacky kids!

And they would've gotten away with it too, if not for us meddling kids.

 

 

BTW, Shaggy with a Light Repeating Blaster is a sight to behold.

Alternatively, the Sith Lord could be Master Vandar on stilts.

 

His annoying Yoda speak might in the way get, though.

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Posted

The twist:

 

YOU ARE CARTH!

 

 

(cue mass suicides as players everywhere get sick of the constant whining and that damned shoulder shrug) :D

Posted
I heard T3-M4's secret past as a pleasure droid will be revealed later in the game, to the delight of the Ebon Hawk's female crew.

DROID IN THREE IN A BED ROMP WITH SKYWALKER SISTERS

 

Unless I've been watching the wrong Star Wars movies. That pink lightsaber did look very phallic.

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That pink lightsaber did look very phallic.

It isn't. Ask Leia, she's got the scars to prove it.

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Posted

The Twist is, that **** isn't paying their employees because they're saving all their money to buy KOTOR:TSL, only to cancel the game at the last minute.

Posted
I heard it was only the Voyager and Enterprise casts that were recruitable.

 

They were far superior shows.

Hardly. Voyager and Enterprise aren't superior shows to anything.

Posted

Is there any use to this thread? Nobody is acting serious. Its just a bunch of play play spam that has nothing to do with a potential plot speculation of KOTOR II.

 

Is the mods ever going to step in and do something?

 

Just like I created a (What do you think the twist will be) thread and here comes 2 other threads JUST like it.

 

Any other well established forum a moderator would close the following two threads and redirect them to the first/longer lasting thread. Here its like anything goes.

 

You don't see anything like this at the Theforce.net forums....

Posted
I heard it was only the Voyager and Enterprise casts that were recruitable.

 

They were far superior shows.

Hardly. Voyager and Enterprise aren't superior shows to anything.

I was being facetious.

Posted
Is there any use to this thread? Nobody is acting serious. Its just a bunch of play play spam that has nothing to do with a potential plot speculation of KOTOR II.

 

Is the mods ever going to step in and do something?

 

Just like I created a (What do you think the twist will be) thread and here comes 2 other threads JUST like it.

 

Any other well established forum a moderator would close the following two threads and redirect them to the first/longer lasting thread. Here its like anything goes.

 

You don't see anything like this at the Theforce.net forums....

You started a thread dedicated to the plot twist, with serious intentions to discuss it.

 

This thread is done in wild humorous fashion, regarding speculation on gameplay, characters, plot, etc.

 

They are seperate threads.

Posted
Is there any use to this thread? Nobody is acting serious. Its just a bunch of play play spam that has nothing to do with a potential plot speculation of KOTOR II.

 

Is the mods ever going to step in and do something?

 

Just like I created a (What do you think the twist will be) thread and here comes 2 other threads JUST like it.

 

Any other well established forum a moderator would close the following two threads and redirect them to the first/longer lasting thread. Here its like anything goes.

 

You don't see anything like this at the Theforce.net forums....

All you do is moan and whine like a $10 whore who just got offered a top offer of $5 bucks. <_<

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