So you are not going to do the whole, sorry but I must quote Nibbler here:
I've been thinking it this way, be prepared here it comes. The man (played on the stage by yours truly, moustache and beard all groomed nice and tidy, black denim pants, leather jacket, rebellious youth ironic styling) is passing through this small Dakotan town, well know for it's hospitality and, obviously, cuisine. Well. Long story short. He hits on this gruff looking cowboy. The whole town is enraged. Christian fury mode. The poet gets hanged by his balls in the town centre, small children cheering, hausefraus bustling with pride. Gonna be a success. I'm sure. Certain even. thing?