metadigital

If you visit the tomb FIRST, BEFORE the characters have a chance to join, then they are hardly going to appear in the vision now, are they?

They don't look anything like the game. Well, the first one isn't far off, but the others might as well be for the next game, for all the similarity there is ... Nice pictures, btw.

Just filter out the "i"s. You've heard of an eye-filter before, haven't you? ^_^

They will evolve the use of opposing digits, and steal car keys to eat bums in RRs.

It's probably under licence and they are happy to provide it, for a fee ...

Seinfeld and his friends all went to prison for not helping the mugging victim. Which just goes to show what sort of demented people we find funny.

You were still on camera ... (just not for the public)

Luke Assblows

Mountain Wimmon

The splash screens for LA and OE are counted as movies.

... And you try telling the young people of today that. ... ... And they won't believe you. They won't!

You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire ...

Slurpy Hornswallower

... Just as soon as Calax is finished drooling over it ...

True talent is using words wisely. :D

Arnie Boobslapper

I edited it for the PG audience. Of course, we all can read between the lines of how GoA died from the horse collapsing on top of him, once the block and tackle was ripped from the ceiling beam; similar (for history buffs), to the death of Tzarina Alexandria ...

Thee aren't enough darts, either.

Turd Burglar

Only takes two or three (with maxxed out skillz0rz) to knock off one of the MJ12 mechs and the nextgen MiBs.

LMAO <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's a pity young people don't understand the importance of listening.

This is a story about a Ghost that wanted to marry a girl. Unfortunately, the girl was guarded by a fierce ogre-mage. And he killed the Ghost, so he couldn't marry the beautiful girl. The End

That's a point. I used tranquilizor darts on all the UNATCO guys. I guess I could have used non-lethal means on everyone, except Bobby. (Not sure about Navarre, I'll try it next time.)

What was the graphics resolution? 120 x 80 ?

You were on Communist Candid Camera ...