I haven't bought a game in almost 5-7(?) years but that's neither here nor there. Because I can read.
So;
You don't want to work for it (too much)
You don't want to pay for it (at all)
You get tore up from the floor up if someone else does
Youre really only concerned for the children, gambling addicts, "cant control impulses"...wait...whats your butthurt all about again?