Everything posted by Tel Aviv
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RapeLay
Public transport s'not for canoodling on. That's a sure fire way to get your railcard revoked. Seriously, I've heard tell of this railway rape fetish in Japanese fiction before. Where d'you think it comes from?
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The Flaming Lips - Best Band Ever or Just an Orgasm For Your Ears?
They did a pretty bitchin' cover of Knives Out if I'm not mistaken.
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What you did today
I laughed earlier and pulled a muscle in my back. I wouldn't mind but it wasn't even that funny. Geez!
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Movies you have seen recently
Legacy's teaser trailer premiered recently. Raithe, I agree. Although I suppose Sam Flynn is Jet's substitute, and the film does have him enter the computer world to find his dad, kinda like 2.0.
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Movies you have seen recently
No ones talking about Tron? What is with you people?!
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What are you playing now?
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What are you playing now?
Have you checked the examples I provided? I would really like to know which are these games you talk about, because in my years of gaming all JRPGs had the same structure of the PC being "special" or as we say on the West: The Chosen One. FF breakdown of the effeminate villain: FFVI- The first years after playing it I though Kefka was a woman he's a man FFVII- Sepiroth with his long flowing hair and bishounen features doesn't look the least effeminate to you? FFVIII- Seifer Almasy, who looks like David Bowie. FFX- Seymour Guado Seifer is as brawny and manly a specimen as you'll come across in FF8. FF9s Kuja is a better example, I think. I mean, the dude wears hotpants! Androgyny is pretty commonplace in most JRPGs. I'd prefer a happy compromise between femininity and rugged beefiness but hey, that's just me. Incidentally, HCBailly just began his FF8 Let's Play. Promises to be good fun.
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O hai forum, some news today?
Eurogamer Hands-On. Hm, they sound unsure of what to make of it.
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Deus Ex 3
DX2 wasn't a bad game by any stretch. It had the misfortune of being the sequel to Deus Ex, is all.
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Games you are looking forward to.
Hey hey! L.A. Noire is seeing an inferior xbox release. Add that to my pile, someone.
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Deus Ex 3
I'm cautiously optimistic that the Deus Ex bumhole will be treated with respect.
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Games you are looking forward to.
Splinter Cell: Conviction Red Dead Redemption Alpha Protocol LeChuck's Revenge: Special Edition Fable 3 Fallout 3: New Vegas Deus Ex 3 Mass Effect 3 ... Oh, and Half Life 2: Episode 3. Give us something, Valve!
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Movies you have seen recently
Green Zone. Obviously, much of it is fictitious and the thriller aspect comes first and foremost but I thoroughly enjoyed it. The climax, a frenetic twenty minute foot-chase across Baghdad, really is something. Seriously, it wore me out. Awesome score too. Almost as awesome as the handlebars Jason Isaacs sports. Anyway, where are all the Tron-heads at?! The teaser trailer was the cats pyjamas. Actually, something the director said really struck a chord with me. I'm fascinated by Clu's role in all this. CG-Bridges looks incredible.
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RANDOM VIDEO GAME NEWS THREAD!
Good news everyone! Also, great thread.
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Dragon Age Discussion
Man, Dostoevsky made a career out of nihilism and none of it positive.
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What are you playing now?
I'm surprised FF8 is ranking so highly. What is with you screwballs? So, I completed Fable 2. The main plot is a bit of damn squib ...but honestly, I find Albion so likeable a world, I don't much mind. At least there I can score with chicks!!
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Delay and expectations
Sure, BioWare's no Obsidian in the writing stakes, but they're no Bethesda either. They're good at what they do. Anyway, I'm terrible at distinguishing good graphics from bad ...except with Dragon Age, which is fugly. I'd rather Obsidian devote their time to bug hunting than graphical tomfoolery, but that's just me.
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What you did today
Oh, he's no actor. He's the real deal.
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What are you playing now?
FF13. Its glorious. I dunno. Are the characters likeable in this one?
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What are you playing now?
Is MagnaCarta II worth a damn? My JRPG senses are tingling and it's either that or FFXIII.
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Fallout: New Vegas
I agree. The Normandy SR-2 has toilet//shower functionality. Why? They're never in use. They're not quest related. There's no romp to The Citadel to pick Mess Sergeant Gardner up some sink and plughole unblocker. It's a nice idea and if they've got the development time, sure. But it seems kinda a waste of time to me. Honestly, I'm against toilets in all videogames ...possible exception, Duke Nukem 3D.
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Online Username Index
My 360 gamertag is Heskker Lem. ...I don't know why, it's one of those usernames you regret afterwards.
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is also my favorite thread on Obsidian
Well, I consider myself a fan of BioWare. It's why I scrutinize their games so much. For what it's worth, I found ME2 an improvement over the original in almost every conceivable way. I just have some quibbles with the story development, is all.
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is also my favorite thread on Obsidian
In all fairness to BioWare, ME2 departs somewhat from their usual shtick. NPC recruitment is the meat of the game. It's character, not plot based. Which is good, because the plot kinda sucks.
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What are you playing now?
Be careful your PS3 doesn't break either. Sony!