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Credit cards never really made it in Sweden, we've only got debit cards although you can apply for credit if you're really dying for bankruptcy.

Maybe for post-birth vagina, otherwise a tiny vagina is just a damn hassle in every way. Id rather throw a drumstick into a flight hangar than try to shove a bratwurst through a keyhole.

And to block out the names of certain politicians, like **** Cheney. Its really annoying, I dont understand why youd need a fucntion like that. Especially since it removes words that are not curse words like vagina or **** ( p e n i s ) edit: so the male gential organ is offensive but the female isnt?!!

Harvey Dent doesnt let people pick head or tails, he uses a trick heads/heads coin with one side scratched over. If that side comes up, you're toast. And he wont let you convince him into putting one side or the other up in his hand when he tosses the coin as that would be an infraction on the fairness of the cointoss. ...it could save you from Anton Chigurh though.

Yeah, you get tricked into thinking theres a story in the beginning, then it just escalates into an incoherent mix of doing the same 4-5 mission types over and over again for points.

I paid nothing.. NOTHING!!! HAAA-HAAA! TAKE THAT YOU INDIE SONS OF BITCHES!!

You have to count monitors, speakers and so on aswell. I happen to have a wattmeter laying around here, but I need to modify something so I can connect it to the wall socket, right now its only got sensors for naked cables.

And thats with Apple making people pay for service packs. Impressive. Upgrading from MacOS 10.5 to 10.6 is like

Apple is rubbish and I would rather gouge my testicles out with an eggbeater than buy anything "i". I have a friend who got an ipod from his parents a few years ago and we still beat him every day because of it. me has: Laptop from HP Mp3 player from samsung Phone from nokia

Me and a friend are idiots, so we're playing Gothic 4.. I mean, "Risen". Im a bit disapointed though, its not as hillariously bad as its predecessors. The voice acting is probably the best in german history.

All they really stop is those people at LAN who doesnt like the game enough to buy it, so they use a pirated version instead. With this system, you cant play multiplayer with pirated copies. So, they piss off alot of people like me by taking away our option to run our own servers, in order to get at people who wouldnt buy the game in the first place. Might I add that its vital to be able to configure the server in MW yourself, since there are alot of perks and specials that can completely ruin the game. With COD4, you can remove things like the helicopter(or limit its health so it can be shot down) and weapons that are exploitable (like the g3 which can be fired at full auto if youre a fast clicker). If you lock all that down, you're frakked until IF decide to fix patch it away(which they wont).

A friend of mine just wrote an entire page on how much he hates Brutal Legend and how much of a stinkfest it really is. He's still angry

I tried the latest version with a 720p x264 film, to my amazement, VLC doesnt seem to have any kind of algorithm for scaling the picture. I got old school bitmap-blocks when I tried to run it fullscreen. I tried looking in the options to enable lanczos3 or even simple linear scaling, but no, gave up after 15min. Complete rubbish. I run Media Player Classic Home cinema edition x64 with FFDshow on my desktop(slow) and CoreAVC+Xvid on my laptop(fast)

I've never been to a LAN-party without Internet access. Have you? Only once, but thats no guarantee it will work. Theres always problems with accounts and NAT and all kinds of crap. Not to mention you get massive lag if you have to run through a server somewhere else.

But they're basicly killing LAN parties, which is a damn shame.

That might be true, I tried playing the second mission and I got stuck behind a checkpoint where I had to kill 10 enemies, run 500m and blow up a radar station in a minute. Just because I had taken a slightly different route than the designers intended. WHy cant we have friggin savel/load anymore?!?!

Not good. The reason we still play Q3 and not Quake Live is that you want to be able to have your own server where just you and your friends can play using whatever mods and stuff you want.

VLC is not as good a choice as it seems, its ineffective, unnescessarily resource intensiva and can give artefacts and framedrops when watching video. Its especially bad at HD video. Its like using a swiss army knife instead of proper tools.

Ive only played like 25min but I have to say Codemasters have done a hell of alot better job than Bohemia Interactive. Comparing OP2DR with Arma 2 is like champagne and vinegar, and its not just a question of bigger budget. They've made some very odd design and technical decisions on the Arma series which really brings the game down several notches.

If its Saints Row 2 then I would recommend you all buy it. if its World of Goo, I would recommend you go soak an indie cork.

The pre-Vegas Rainbow Six games were way too static and unforgiving. You would crawl around with the enemy standing completely still in randomized positons and they would shoot you smack in the head when the non-existant AI detected a single pixel of your hitbox. The ****ty AI killed both the action and the strategy

The 'jerkiness' level varies somewhat depending on what voice you choose for the PC. You can go to a plastic surgeon and switch voices, then you can watch all the cutscenes with that voice enabled. I played most of the game with the black female voice, the actress who did that one was awesome. I hope they hire to do VO's for SR3, that would be so sweet that I lack superlatives. Might need to have subtitles enabled, though. ...and its not gay to play a game as a hawt chick, its in fact the opposite of gay.

Sort of, all dancemat games are related to QTE. Although they lack the quick element since you're always warned well in advance what button to press. They all belong to the "push the button shown on the screen" game genre though.

I dont agree its easy, but id say they are completely necessary in order to convey the story to the player. Using text boxes or radio chatter doesnt really work to create drama or suspense, it cant create that feeling that something is really happening. But with QTEs, I havent met anyone who likes them.. ever. Its strange that they still exist.

I grew up in a "could use some work" house and my dads just bought another one. I wouldnt recommend it to anyone even if you're a professional builder yourself. It takes years just to reach an acceptable level of living comfort and it always ends up costing 1-3 times what you paid for the house in the first place. Unless you have the money to hire professionals to renovate the house completely in a reasonable timespace (under a year), dont buy a broken house.