Kaftan Barlast

I found the part where the kid tried to grab his package, very disturbing. Apparently this is a common thing to do with westerners. I recently saw a certain late night show with a cretain irish host and his guest had experienced the same thing while on a japanese tour.

Pefect. If Mr. rAbbit doesnt take it, someone will. so hurry!

Good effort but the rules clearly state you can only use imagery from the original television series.

-Holy felt pen, Batman! I thought she said she was going to spend her time on her serious comics? -Yes, Robin. This is indeed disturbing, perhaps we were fooled by a clever impostor. -But! That doesnt make any sense, Batman! -No, Robin. It doesnt. -And? -What do you mean?

Btw, you have to get yourself another avatar, mr. Rabbit. It wont do not having one. Not having an avatar makes the wolves come out of the walls and then its all over.

Well, its hillarious notheless.

Btw, Is it tue or was it an April's fools that Head had gone apesh*t and now lives as a born-again christian on a mission to save 50cents soul?

So Im not a hippie because Im too skinny? :D

It's exactly the same. except we tend to consider Danes as more open and less uptight than ourselves. Which is nonsense, we Scandinavians only *think* we're different than eachother.

That's what Im talking about. They always kill the "bad girls".

I wouldnt know what to label myself, its better to leave that to other people. I could just lay out my opinion about a few issues and let you decide what you want to call it. -Companies should exist primarily in order to provide the general public with the best possible products, and jobs so that they may buy those products. -The Companies should be owned by the people working within them and the profits distrubuted among them on a relative scale. -All organized religon must be banned. You're free to believe in higher powers, but you are not allowed to abuse that belief to organize a power structure in order to exercise control over your fellow human beings(like a church or sect)

It isnt a wussy, annoying one?

A beautiful films about three Go-Go dancing girls who meet with a tragic fate. At first it appears to be just fast cars, exxgerated cleavages and unmotivated gyrating of the hips to wild jazz music but soon we see it evolve into a grupping drama as our heroines coupe against a rich old nasty man goes horribly wrong and our sweet heroines are killed off by the horrible nasty men and the annoying young girl whos boyfriend Varla acccidentally karatechopped to death. Billie goes out of line and Varla and Hajji.. ..has to show her where the cupboard stands. But Hajji is brutally murdered by the evil men as she goes to get the knife back. Varla goes to give the last nasty man and the annoying girl what they deserve when she is cowardly driven over by the annoying girl. The film was so sad Why do they always have to kill the totally sweet and awesome chicks?

But I wouldnt call anything that takes an hour to find something justy 10m away smart.

Why cant I be medium or heavy heavy?

I just asume generally asume that all female forums goers are 300pound monstrosities with the charisma of a leper. And Im very often right in that assumption. I myself, is/am extremely handsome as can be seen here: from left: Kaftan, Mike, Hedvig

Im Bill Clinton.

I dont really hear any voice but I subconsciously link them with their avatar/graphic sig. Most people do this I think. So on a semi-aware level I actually think of, for instance Mkreku as a shotgun man from Wastelands and Hades/Visc/6foot as a something small, cute and green. I even find that I myself change behaviour acording to my avatar. My previous avatar caused an increasingly trollish behaviour on my part.

I was at my parents place and went out to take Leo the dog for a walk. The neighbours were out in their garden. Leo sniffs their low hedge and the woman starts to chat with me about cats and whatever. Then her face turns sour. And as I look down Leo is in the process of laying a huge turd, practicly by her feet. Then comes one of those moments of horrendously awkward silence.

Well alright, start driving and when you get near the polar circle, give me a call for directions. Bring snowchains and mind the raindeer. Porncoaster> 4000 dollars is a lot of things. Cheap aint one of em.

Elaborate. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Leather, whips(extra if you want a saberwhip), pickles, chains ..tentacles. That sort of thing. Rosjberg> Sure. It's only about 1100 kilometers as the crow flies from K

The USSR where never anywhere close to achieving Communism according to the Marxist doctrine. There were never any plans to abolish the dictatorship of the proletariat(which was really the dictatorship of the leadres of the communist party) for the creation of the independant free communes. There have been several successful implementations of Marxist principles in the world(Guatemala for instance) that were mercilessly snuffed out by western countries in order to protect their economic interests. It seems ironic thah the countries who had the least humane and totalitarian goverment survived the longest; Soviet, Cuba, Rumania and others.

-Thats just too bad, miss Carth. -Aw shucks, Batman! I was so excited.

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Seth Putnam is gay. I actually sent him a prank email asking if I could have AC when he dies, when he was in a 2 month coma after some kind of seiszure. That was kind of insensitive I guess. Im listening to Genesis. I have almost all their albums. I used to think stuff like that was gay, but now Ive lost all judgement. Im not into Emerson, Lake & Palmer yet but that will come.