Kaftan Barlast

I got this wonderful idea both from my weird pseudo-homosexual friend whose name shall not be revealed here and various discussions on this forum that may or may not involve Darth Flatus. " What would you do if you woke up as an extremely attractive woman tomorrow? This question can be interpreted as both short-time(what you would do the following hours or days) or more longterm(years etc.) I think I would get a job as a supermodel to be able to maintain my hobby of being a very scantily clad superheroine to get maximum usage out of the new body. That way I would be super in every way and also totally sweet and awesome :D

I couldnt play Deus Ex again even if I wanted to. I tried to give it to a friend but he didnt want it so I just left it in my room when I moved out. The shooting part was so badly programmed that you had to choose a sneakier approach which was mostly frustrating. I know the shooting was semi-skillbased but it was very badly done, even with maxed out skills it still felt like a C-class FPS where you click the mouse 5 times but only 4 shots are fired. I dont like the Thief series either.

I cant think of an online store I shop at that DOESNT list games by genre problem is that you never know the stinkers from the hits. And I didnt like Deus Ex very much.

Do they have a relase date yet? Btw, what about Beyond Good and Evil ?

OOohh.. Boiling Point looks kind of neat. Psychonauts PC is yet to be released

I usually dont like RTS games. I did play WH40K because I dabbed a bit with the figure game in my teens but I never finished it. Freedom Force is labeled as an RPG at my retailer but its a pesuod-RTS sort of like the classic X-com correct? Ill be getting "the longest journey" and I also see that "Bard's tale" has been released for PC, is it any good?

Ok, so Ive just been paid a handsome sum and that money must be well spent so Im prowling my retailer for games but I dont know what to buy really anymore. Ive played all BIS games, all Bio and all of Troikas and even two desperate flops into the POS games that are Gothic and Divine Divinity. I dont know where to go from here I guess Ive pretty much drained the PC RPG genre so maybe I should look into adventure games or things like that? I pretty much like anything that has a good story. Any tips? AND PC ONLY. CONSOLES ARE EVIL.

I wonder if being a s s h o l e s is a genetic trait of publishing companies?

A civil reply to the English slander by Stefan Kleinm

"The blaster marks are much too precise for sandpeople, only imperial storm troopers are this accurate" :D ..maybe thats why they prefer using ghandi sticks or whatever they're called.

Me too ...even though her entire point is to add seks to an otherwise pretty standard comic strip thingie ..but she's loosing... to a cathar!! (or similar disgusting mutant)

Geeks would be more like -5 str -5 phys -5 int -5 wis -10 cha class skill "Trivial knowledge" +20

I wouldnt want boobs THAT big if I was a woman. It just wouldnt be manageable. and regarding the tournament- I see a hideous mistake in pithcing superstars Vampirella and Elektra against eachother already in the first round! And what's worse, it looks like Vampi is losing

*simpsons comic book guy voice* I resent that.

You are "he", yet in your sig is a quote that would imply you are a woman. "-1 STR/+1 CHA" Maybe he is a girlie-man? but he is Swede, correct? ..anyway, swedish D&D doesnt have any stat differencies between genders.

It was a good effort notheless. Optimus is a lot easier I think, especially if you look at captures from the G1 cartoon where you can see the lines clearly.

That's not feeble, thats good

True, the Waffen-SS was an almost separate organisation to the Allgemeine-SS and its suborganisations. It had more incommon with the Heer(german army) than any political organisation and many in the regular army transfered to the Waffen-SS as its Panzerdivisions were considered elite units and much better equipped and maintained than regular Heer divisions. There were exceptions of course, as with the many volunteer divisions consisting of foreign personnel that could not be included in the regular army. But everything about the SS and its dozens if not hundreds of branches is extremely complex and was intentionally made to be complex by Hitler himself and others looking to keep single beaurocrats within the organisation from becoming to powerful. They spent much time at the N

Berliner Zeitung, April 10th, 1901. A step towards peace and stability by Ludwig Rotwang Earlier today an official statement from Emperor Kaftan Barlast declared the continued strengthening of bilateral relationships with the Austrian-Hungarian empire. A good relationship between our two european powers is essential in maintaining a state of stability and prosperity throughout the entire continent. Later this week, diplomats from both empires are expected to meet in Vienna to discuss the further politics of the co-operative policies. We already know at this stage that an agreement of joint defense against any outside agressors is being negotiated and is more than likely to be accepted by the goverments of both empires. On a related matter, officials have also expressed some matter of concern regarding the unthoughtful remarks made by Russian Tzar Wiggin on the Ottomans. Such indiscretions, no matter how small, can only work to worsen the relationships between the powers of eastern Europe. Emperor Barlast however, was most amused of Tzar Wiggins comments regarding his moustasche and has offered to send an envoy of his best barbers to St Petersburg to instruct their Russian colleagues in the art of facial hair maintenance.

I buy the parts separatly and put em together myself, never had any problems.. well, except when my friend accidentally kicked it down a few stairsteps and the motherboard went ape and shut the CPU fan off and fried the processor a few days later But anyway, you get warranty for the individual parts so there's really no reason to buy a readymade.

I just peeked at something horrible "Vampirella vs. Shi". Apparently some japhead decided that it would be a great idea to take these western comics and just draw manga big-eye heads on them(!) while keeping everything else normal. It looks insane and more than a little pedophilistic to have childrens heads on very volutpous and scantily clad female bodies.

I cant treat Japanese people like normal humans beings anymore, whenever I see one, I just automaticly assume that he/she is a sick, perverted bastard with a basement full of scatporn, hentai, tentacle-sex, bukkake and now this futanai bussiness. I mean, its almost like you start to doubt ninjas. They're supposed to be totally sweet and awesome but who knows if the first thing they do when they come home inst to strip of naked, smear themselves with corn syrup and **** all night to pokemon the movie

I see the need of a Bukkake smiley. They could replace with the Bukkake smiley. ..or we could just refer to as the bukkake smiley until its completely associated with it.

I was once stupid enough to sign up for Line6 Guitarport Online service for a "free 30 days trial" only to find that there was no real way to sign out. All you got in reply was a standard reply that said "check our FAQ" in which it said to send another email. <_< I tried calling their UK office but they wouldnt take the call. In the end I sent them a letter threatening to press legal charges and after that they finally closed my account.

I dont know, Ive only seen the film. Anyway in the opening scenes they mention that Michale Caine's character rescued Mussolini in some paratrooper raid. There are a lot of people called Steiner in WW2 movies, "The Iron Cross" comes to mind but I know there are more. They are not supposed to be the same person either. I recognize that "dress up as American soldiers and cause confusion & mayhem" stuff from another film too but I cant say which one it was. It was in color though.