Kaftan Barlast

Alex Ross did a book for Marvel called "marvels" back in the mid-ninties. It doesnt really have a plot per se, but sums up the history of the evolution of superpowered people in the marvel universe seen through the eyes of a journalist. The art is top notch though.

Though I normally leave DC Comics to be read by the 12yearolds that have always been their target demographic, I did pick up Alex Ross Justice a while ago because he is wickedly skilled. But when I got into this, I was faced with a Justice League that must have grown completely incompetent since the last time I read about them in the 80's. Wonder Woman gets the **** kicked out of her by some weird chick in a leopard suit, Superman is defeated by a clone and a zombie and Hawkgirl is blown to smithereens by toy spitfires. I dont know anything about hawkgirl, but someone like wonderwoman who can throw tanks like snowballs does not loose a catfight to a... catwoman. And Superman can survive a direct impact by a nuke, but he cant take a few punches from a zombie?! What the hell is going on!

No, that's because Jim is a dirty snitch who ratted me out.

The last one looks familiar, which film is it from?

I became aware of this alien when I took of my headphones, heard noise outside and opened the blinds. Then how do you explain the "appendage" cleary seen to the right of the main body of the alien(where the lights are)? I bet ya cant!

Mind you, Ive actually been hired to do a couple of characters and monsters for an computer version of "Drakborgen"(mkreku will know what ti is) ..and The Kaft is not a troll

That might work, its only about 100kilometers to Kukkola from here! But wouldnt giving it directions put me in peril of being probed or brainwashed?

Ok, Im still under siege from Aliens from another planet here. Any suggestions?

If the demo is anything like the full game, then nope. Its just a straightforward shoot&run FPS. Tale: Aaaaaw, man! You mean I dont get to pull a **** Cheney on them?

I just flipped up my curtain and there it was. Somekind of ghoulish alien being with eyes like headlights and a voice like some great lumbering machine. Im currently writing this post on my laptop as Im in too much peril to come out from my hidingplace in the bathroom, were I to go into my room it would surely see me! Heeeelp!

Back when I was a mod, I would ban people for making stupid reports

Ok, played through the demo. Im still not the least impressed by anything else than the Art Design, which is a complete and utter waste on a runrunrun FPS like this. ..and creepy little girls with teddybears hasnt been scary since "Shining". That "The Ring" ripoff in FEAR was annoying enough.

Phhh, we love Bill Murray here. They only arrested him so they could hang out with him for a few hours at the station. Which reminds me, I just read this hillarious part of the law-book. In Sweden, it is illegal to give incorrect information to a driver asking for directions. This is punishable for a minimum of 4 months in prison -Excuse me, do you know if this is the way to Istertr

Because the jerries couldnt make a playable RPG to save their lives

Im playing the Demo and the Art Design is very nice, but it just feels like a normal FPS. No "whoah, this is awesome!" feelings yet.

I think these people have an even more skewed perspective on what makes a good CRPG than Bethesda. Like forcing the player to play some jerk with a ponytail-mullet for no reason

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Tequila completely cures my fear of heights, unfortunantly it cures it so well that I get this strange compulsion to climb houses

Funny that all Mac people I have met (all are Computer Science students) are exact opposites of what you described here. Given your track record of Apple hate, what conclusion can be drawn here? One of my best friends has a macintosh laptop. But the thing is that he also owns several PC's with windows, BSD or linux on. So not everyone who owns a mac is annoying, just the majority

But Ive met more people who were idiots than dogs. edit: and by that I mean that humans have a muh higher degree of morons than any breed of dogs do.

I dont think thats possible. I bought some arab cookies down at the "turkstore" and they were disgusting. That's the price you have to pay for spending all your time Islamatizing while you let your knowledge of pastries wither away, mr. Mullah. And those blankets are a joke, how am I supposed to hide a dead hooker in my backseat if its is full of holes? These people pay no attention to de details and thats why they will always lose.

Id just like to take a moment to remind you all that this notion that it is 'wrong' to play god, is nothing but liberal propaganda spread in the left-wing media and hollywood in such films as Jurassic Park or that other film where mad scientists make zombies out of gerbils. Seen from a more fair and unbiased perspective, playing god is essential to any moral christian. Because if our children no longer aim to liken their heavenoly father, we might one day wake up to find a whole generation of young people dressed up in tailcoats and large false beards, trying to prove that your faithful canine-companion 'spot' is in fact derived from some type of ancient squid. This is the horror that awaits us if we succumb to this ridiculous notion of 'evolution'. A word so close to 'revolution' that its ties to ungodly communism should be apparent to everyone. So I say, let todays scientists play god, so tomorrows children wont grow up to become liberals(and quite probably homosexuals)

Why cant they gamble on something a little more humane? Like snailracing or flea-rally?

Hee hee :D I think you pretty much nailed the behaviour of a typical macmonkey right there