KOTORFanactic

Well, this is my fan art. It's basically how I wanted my Exile to look. Since the male heads are all crap, I created my own unique face.

You wish to face me? ME?! The all-powerful manure piler!

Once, there was a time...

You shouldn't of stolen my waffle-sunday!

Thanks for the name Hades_One, I forgewt it. Anyway, a quote from Foamy the Squirrel. "You will all feel the wrath of my nuts! I swear!"

Religion has never been abig part of my life. While it is sad he is dying, I couldn't care less who becomes the next pope, or that he is the pope. To me, he's just an old man. No offence. Please don't launch a Holy War on me as your last act Popey. EDIT: Apparently, my religion is Baptist, but I never go to church, or do any religous type stuff.

Remote: PIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUU HK-47: Question. Master why did Obsidian cut the content? Exile: Because they bow down to the lord and master. The almighty Darth Lucas. HK-47: Assumtion. Oh it sounds like it will be fun to kill him. Exile: BUT! There is another who controls Darth Lucas. The all powerful DARTH GATES! HK-47: Request. May I engage in some enadulterated violence against them, for not granting me revenge against the HK-50s by cutting the HK factory? Exile: Why, not, we don't have anything better to do.

Manipulate the British gverment. At least when I begin to manipulate them, they might become a half-decent goverment.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I still say we must destroy those chimps before they destroy us. They are already watching us. *Looks around paranoid* The chimps are the ones controlling Big Brother! It all makes sense now! They are studying us, while they play dum, and let us think we are studying them.

Well, if you want to get the other guys to Onderon, you must: That's it. It sounds simple, and it is in perspective, but the three are hard to beat without plenty of medpacks.

Dxun, sending charcters to Atton/Bao-Dur/Mandalore I found are the best three.

Bao-Dur Me and him each have a laid back attititude. Cool, calm collected. Either that, or Darth Revan. I'm a pretty good tactician on Rome:Total War. I've won many battles.

Why not. Then we can go after Chimpan Hussein's accomplice. ORANG-UTAN LADEN $1,000,000 dollar reward, dead or alive. The evil terrorist leader, sending Orang-Utan bombers to bomb our forest destruction equipment!

Poor kumquatq. Right then, I say it's time to launch a Holy War against those chimps. In the name of God, and all that is right (or wrong) in the world, we shall have justice for kumquatq! DEATH TO THE CHIMPS!

Yep, both good looking. Yeah, yeah both bald. Oh yes, both topless. I do believe you are right.

For me it's too close to call. I mean, they are both brilliant tacticians etc etc etc. I'd have to watch some sort of computer battle simulation. Put simply, put the kind of tactics, forces they would use etc into an two A.I.'s, and watch the mighty space battle unfold. Of course, it'll be years before that can even happen, but to decide, that's what I would do.

April 5th 2050!

Prepare for a long post! Firsly, was the that they each follow a strict code, that teaches them the rules. The Jedi follow a code of 5 steps, as do the Samurai. The Samurai code is the 5 rings. Earth, Water, Wind, Fire and The Void were created by the greatest Samurai ever, called Musashi Miyamoto, also known as Kensai, or Saint of the Sword. This Samurai code is used to acheive enlighenment for the Samurai, to find their way, to acheive peace. The Jedi use their code as a means to acheieve enlighenment, peace and to find their way in some sense. (These interpretations will not be exact, but will give you an idea.) Earth is "the Ethics of the Samurai are buried deep in the ground." Water is "Hone your skills." Wind is "Learn the opoonents tactics to defeat him." Fire is "Face the enemy without fear." The Void is "You must now forget everything about the four previous rings in order to acheive enlighenment." Can you see the similarities between the Jedi and Samurai here. A quote from Yoda. "You must unlearn, what you have learned." Next, was the weapons. For the Jedi, it is there badge of office, what gives them there identity. Each saber is unique to the Jedi that creates it. The saber is perhaps the Jedi's most important item.. The Samurai swords were unique to the owners, as each Samurai would give their swords names. For the Samurai, their sword is their soul, their most important item. The Samurai learn more than combat, they learn poetry, art, peaceful ventures. The Jedi epitomize peace, and always seek to avoid combat. Yet the Jedi still learn combat. There were female Samurai beleive it or not, just as there are female Jedi. Both are not sexist to the males. (For Samurai, it is based on family heritage, but you can see my point). The Samurai are extremly loyal to their warlord. The Jedi are very loyal to the Jedi Masters. (Well most of the Jedi, since some Jedi fall to the Dark Side). The Samurai do not fear death, and. The Jedi do not fear death either, since the final part of their code is "There is no death, there is the force." Only the very best Jedi and Samurai become Masters in their arts, and for each, it takes a lot oftime and commitment Finally, some Samurai are known as Ronin, wanderers, free spirits, since they do only what they want. We see this Ronin style take on life in Jolee. Jolee is a wanderer, a free spirit. He lives by himself in Kashyyyk, and safeguards the nature in Kashyyyk. He does what he feels like, by not taking the force to extremes, instead going for a passive, blurry grey approah to the force, and not following the teachings of the Jedi. Your character in KOTOR2 could also be called a Ronin, as could Revan. They both defied the Jedi council, and did what they thought was right by fighting in the Mandalore Wars. Personnely, i think that the Jedi are indeed based upon the Samurai. Not totally of course, but in many ways. In case you can't tell, I vote Samurai.

I suppose I'm kinda a three quarter nerd. I know plenty about the movies, the spaceships, the people etc. I also have plenty of StarWars games (some I'm proud of having, some not so proud) But I don't read any StarWars books/comics at all.

Hypothectical scenario. The place where Dark Side people go when they die. (Nihilus speech translated) Malak: So, how were you destroyed clown face? Nihilus: I was killed by a wound in the force, my former slave, and a Mandi. What about you jawbone? Malak: Killed by my former master. Sion: Hello. Nihilus: Alright, what happened? Sion: Decided to die cus that b**ch traya was using me. Malak: Ha! So how was she? Sion: Wasn't too bad. She left me when I kept falling apart in bed. Malak: I know what you mean. Revan left me when I lost my jawbone doing that kinda thing. *A couple of hours later* Traya: Hello chaps. Sion: Nice of you to join us, you using hag. Traya: Excuse me? Sion: I just wanted us to be together, but then you decided you liked 'old wound' better. You sicken me! Malak: You turn me on! Nihilus: Great, an eternity watching jawbone and kuniving b**ch having hot raw sex. Sion: It could be worse. We could still be bedding each other. Nihilus: Good point.

Also, where's the 'I couldn't give a damn!' option?

Mandalore's Complaints Mandalore: I can't see a thing in this helmet, how am I supposed to fight? Mandalore: This armour armour weighs a ton! Mandalore: Where's the prop man? My blasters jammed again! Kreia is weak! *Kreia zaps Vrook/Zez-Kai-Ell/Kavar with Drain Life Jedi Masters: Hehehehe. That tickles! *Kriea does it again* Jedi Masters: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Kreia: Stop laughing! It's not funny!

True. I've just always thought she was killed just as the KOTOR2 story began. I'm problably wrong, but what the hey. Guess I kinda forgot what you said.

Does anyone but me consider it odd that it was: 'Vash' who went to Korriban... ...'Vash' who get captured first... ...'Vash' who gets killed first... ...and 'Vash' who is the only only surviving female Jedi master you know of (until you discover her dead) bar Atris. What does this say about Obisidan?

Man aren't we al shallow, fantasing about fictional/computer generated characters. P.S. Bastila!