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PK htiw klaw eriF

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  1. What about Mysteriobama, the master of illusions?
  2. Wrong country. You're thinking of New Zealand.
  3. I hope your monitor isn't ruined. Doctor Obamapus should get into a grudge match with Putie-pie over something.
  4. Robobama would have eliminated republicans, as he would no longer be restrained by Human emotions and morals, instead having nothing but a heart of cold and lifeless steel. In all seriousness, this is a troll thread, so we might as well post the weirdest **** we can to **** with the NSA. Obama is apparently fan of Spider-Man comics, so if he becomes a super-villain, will he be called Doctor Obamapus?
  5. True, but there currently isn't a thread about TB. Feel free to start one if you want to discuss it.
  6. We've already had that. It devolved into one group saying TBers were too slughish to keep up and the other saying RTers didn't like difficulty or taking actions they couldn't take back.
  7. Looks like a hat. Looks more like a helmet.
  8. Your avatar makes this statement seem hilarious for some reason. To answer your question, it is pretty much standard internet dickishness. You find the same thing with Marvel vs. DC on comic book boards, where some fanboys will spend large amounts of effort trashing something they admit to not reading.
  9. Robobama would bomb the **** out of Detroit.
  10. Are you saying that Russian intervention in another sovereign state internal affairs (That Putin has been lobbying against, to maintain it interest e.g. weapons sales), is the same situation of USA declaring war on Afghanistan, which provided a strategic rear and base for extremist? I'm making a joke about how some support for Russia's actions seems to boil down to "Well America(insert action here)".
  11. A gangbang involving a flock of seagulls, The Incredible Hulk, and a Dragon.
  12. Bur 'murica invaded Afghanistan! Clearly Putin didn't want to miss all the fun, so it's cool.
  13. Obama should become a cyborg so we can call him Robobama.
  14. What is that exactly on her head?
  15. I'm a grown man who spends a good amount of time on a video game forum, having problems is a given
  16. Dude, you need a girlfriend. So do I for that matter.
  17. Seagull mode Activate! Waaaaaaaaaaaak! Waaaaaaaaaaakk! hooooooooonk!
  18. But those are what makes meeting with friends worthwhile. Going to take my last midterm, take a nap, then go out.
  19. PoE should have really awkward pick-up lines that fail badly. "I'd like to get my hands on your mammary glands".
  20. Is Obama the Anti-Christ or a ZOGbot? You decide!
  21. Canada kicked out the Russians so Rob Ford could take their coke.
  22. Of course not.It was Boo and Dynaheir.In fact, Boo has sex with every character in the BG saga. Including Irenicus, Firkraag, and Noober. That's really warped KP. I'm all for casual, meaningless humping...these adventurers need a release after mass slaughtering scores of kobolds and hobgoblins, but you are letting your imagination run to sick bastard territory. Nowhere was it even implied that Boo was so loose with his affections. Back on topic: I'm kinda miffed that there was a whole lot less fracking in BG's sequels than the originals. Where all the Harlots at in Athkatla? Baldur's Gate was brimming with them! Aside from Anomen and Keldorn, my party was pretty much asexual. You really had to work at getting into Vicinia, Jaheira, and Aerie. Too needy, too much drama, not enough humping. Sometimes (well actually every night), you just want a good lay. There better be plenty of brothels, or at least party members willing to put out, in PE. I'm glad at least they are getting rid of all the emotional baggage and neediness out of it. Good riddance. Alpha Protocol got "romance" right. JB got his needs fulfilled and he didn't have to go through the ridiculous formality of a Badly written Jane Austenesque courtship ritual. (That's not a slam on Jane Austen - love, love her work). He only wants to get laid, and he got it. I missed cries of "I'm a fine lookin strumpet ain't I" in BG2. The best romance involves saying "I'll call you later" when walking out the door, then going down to the pub and drinking massive amounts of booze.
  23. http://forum.bioware.com/ New forum apparently.
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